lame, boring slacker...
uhh. My name is Demetri and I think it's funny and witty and cool to act and dress like a slacker and act really cynical and sarcastic. I'm very lazy couldn't pull my lazy slacker arse up on a stationary bike to save my life. I can barely put on shoes because im slack and lazy. Look at my witty and exciting comedy I think I'll write stuff on the board as if I'm teaching a class my great form of witty comedy. Im also very exciting and fun to watch, just listen to my lazy way of talking and lazy attire, I can barely move. I'm so sarcastically slacker cool.
Demetri should get a job at an Ice Cream store.