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Favorite Quote

posted 16 years ago by jeesenger
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What's your favorite quote from Hamlet 2?

There were so many good ones. "I would love it if you hit me cause I'm married to a jew, I've got nothing to lose!" made me laugh a little.

[–] watryanu 15 years ago

"Gravel! The Bane of my existence!" was by far my favorite.

"Because I cut the brake line. WILD CARD BITCHES! YEEEEEHAAWWWW!!!!!" -Charlie Day

[–] Movie_Buff_Brad 15 years ago

"My dad finds out what I've been up to, he's gonna crucify me..."

[–] Phil212 15 years ago

"Damn your ethnic narrow mindedness!"

bwhahahaha

[–] WhistlePig 15 years ago

When he gives up, and his students say something like "but we've learned so much from you! Like how to make up for lack of talent and ambition with ENTHUSIASM!"

[–] hka-3 14 years ago

When he gives up, and his students say something like "but we've learned so much from you! Like how to make up for lack of talent and ambition with ENTHUSIASM!"

Now I'm embarrassed. A local sports announcer here got fired recently. I sent him a tweet which said, "You'll be missed. Nobody does enthusiasm like you!"

D'oh!

[–] gcNdc 15 years ago

I thought it was really funny when Dana's wife says to him, after he announces to the waiter that he is a recovering alcoholic, "seriously Dana, I wish you would start drinking again." What a horrible and funny thing to say. And then shen she says "If I had to stop drinking I shoot myself in the head."

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[–] veronicalodge71 15 years ago

"I just wondered why, in 'Hamlet One', everybody has to die!"

I love the chutzpah it takes for him to call it "Hamlet One".

[–] DrChrisCooper 15 years ago

It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936

[–] scoochie9 15 years ago

All the ones people have said are hilarious!
Here's another.

Octavio's father in the audience during the play: "I'm simultaneously horrified and...fascinated."

[–] skateking64 15 years ago

"Chuy, you're going to have a special life, because no matter where you go, it'll always be better than Tuscon."

[–] Kathryn-3 15 years ago

Well, as much as I like Shakespeare and intelligent comedy, I think my favorite line is:

"You never believed in me, Daddy. I hate you. We're putting this play on, and if you don't like it, then tough titties, you ass-turd money-f*&ker."

I nearly choked.

[–] scoochie9 15 years ago

Someone already said this, but it's just too funny:
Epiphany during "Rock Me Sexy Jesus"--"Jeeesuuus H. Chriiiist!"

I can't get that song out of my head. Help.

[–] BlissfulSaddness 15 years ago

The whole part where the kids slip him alcohol is great...

"What do those numbers means? Are you sending me to the gas chamber? What is happening?"

"Good morning class. I would like to start by saying two things. First of all acid is a very strong drug. And B... where are my pants and underwear?"