Create an accurate TGE voiceover:

"I saw Mark again last night. I wore a nine dollar black miniskirt from T.J.Maxx and white knockoff Moschino heels from Target. He complimented my lack of self-respect, but didn't say why. I mostly just listened to him talk about his fears; that and drink a gallon of my own urine off the ground. Afterward we had sex, with my mom, and in the morning he brought me breakfast, which was hard to eat with the ball-gag in my mouth. When I left it was really awkward, he didn't even get up to slap me or even to verbally abuse me! He didn't make another appointment. I should, though, to get my hundreds of venereal diseases examined or at least to extract the seventeen different loads of sperm I ate today. After that I had a really bad time with a DISGUSTING PIG who asked me to put a Q-TIP ON MY VAGINA! A q-tip, can believe it!? What a sicko."