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Teela speaks, He-Man listens (potential spoilers)


This is my response to this show in the form of a dialogue between two apparently unreconciled people:

Adam: "By the Power of Grayskull, I have the power!!!!" [Thunder and lightning, power surging to the ground, transforming in it's burst the form of Adam into the formidable He-Man]

Teela: "What? WTF! No, you don't have the power!"

He-Man: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Teela: "This little ritual you do is fake and insulting to my intelligence."

He-Man: "Um, Teela. It's only make-believe and designed to entertain mostly young children. It's truth is within our fictional world of Eternia and my mission to help elevate the good and vanquish the evil. Nothing about it infringes on your personal space or values."

Teela: "I beg to differ. You get all the glory while I and other female characters are forced to play second fiddle. It's humiliating. It's proof also that cartoon stories back in the day were designed to perpetuate the Patriarchy and demoralise young girls instead of empowering. That She-Ra bitch was a ridiculous condescending attempt to distract females from their rightful paths of power in society."

He-Man: "Okay, I see what you're saying. I don't think it's our job to be specifically promoting a political agenda. However, we should tell stories that encourage fair play among people of all kinds. It seems to me that all of our female characters are strong women. I'm for my part proud to serve with you. You've always been confident and capable."

Teela: "The point is that the guys do most of the talking and the leading. I'm not just a token heroine or eye-candy. In Kevin Smith's show I'm getting a more equitable role where I can show my personality and abilities without asking for permission or standing to one side for the men to decide what will occur."

He-Man: "Hang on a second...I remember you always being independent and as I say steadfast in the face of the enemy. Yeah, sure, you were often supporting me and defending my rear from attack, but I was never standing in your way. Remember I am blessed with incredible strength and the magic sword - it's incumbent upon me to take action immediately and help others."

Teela: "Okay, it wasn't all bad for me personally. But this still doesn't answer the questions and address the imbalance in writing female characters as implied second-class individuals. In 'Revelation' most of the show focus on the team I have with this pretty terrific black girl who is smart and sassy. I'm tough and independent and not flowery and girly. We are an implied lesbian couple. It's clear we don't need men and have our lives figured out running a small business. The men in my life failed me and were shown to be liars - Skeletor wasn't alone in the fact of being a treacherous bastard."

He-Man: "I think you're being harsh. Skeletor has a special role as a determined opponent of good aims and an implacable agent of evil, so of course he is open to harsh criticism. By contrast in my actions I needed to keep the pretense of not being Adam and visa versa to protect my friends and the palace from unforeseen consequences. Another reason is that back in the day He-Man was originally a barbarian living in the wilds of Eternia until I was civilised by the Sorceress and learn who I could be. This back story had to be suppressed as I was mean't to be the noble son of the king. So the betrayal you feel is misplaced but understandable.

And anyway the new story by Smith makes it's own interpretations. How do we know it's really canon?"

Teela: "Anything which corrects gender bias should be canon."

He-Man: "Well, like I said, at the heart of it the original show was about respecting others regardless of who or what they were. Even Skeletor."

He-Man: "Listen: Something I noticed at the beginning of the series was the introductory narration. It promised a story of great deeds yet one might ask if that promise was delivered on. I was ignored for most of the series as myself and Skeletor had disappeared and apparently dead. That left the path clear to tell stories about the other characters which is good, but that being said I'm the principle hero of the narrative. I don't buy the suggestion that heroes have their course and must be replaced - that isn't necessarily so, at least I was shown to be done with much too prematurely and stabbed in the back too no less. In principle the idea is true - things evolve and change, mortals have a finite life - but is seems suspicious that an agenda is being pursued to force you Teela into being my replacement for the sake of female empowerment. I can't agree that is a good enough reason to change something. I was chosen by a high spiritual authority because order had to be restored as powerful warlords were gathering strength and threatening the stability of Eternia. You're mission has always been to lead the King's Guard. That is your destiny and talent."

Teela: "Sounds overblown to me. We'll have to see I suppose what happens in the second series."

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I like the cut of your jib. I wouldn't care if they promoted this as a Teela adventure. Hell there were Teela centric episodes in the Original and 02 version and it's damn near certain Teela is the daughter of Sorceress so she does have a special destiny all on her own.

This was not Teela. This was LGBTeela Mistress of the Uterus

The Teela I know would never have thrown a bitch fit when Adam died especially in front of his grieving parents. She wouldn't have abandoned her father Man At Arms or her duties as a Master. They've betrayed her character as much as they did Adam/He-Man

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> This was not Teela. This was LGBTeela Mistress of the Uterus

Hahaha...

Normally such show really have no beginning or end. They're just supposed to be an unending adventure fun fest of He-man doing manly things which everyone enjoys. He-man never made people feel that they were not represented because there's no gay chars or diverse chars etc. In fact, almost all people don't even identify with He-man because almost no one looks like him. He-man was an idea and you can imagine him as a role model figure. His ethnicity, skin color, sexual orientation etc. are completely immaterial and irrelevant. I feel adults who were not straight also watched the show then and liked it as did kids and other adults of various skin colors, ethnicities and even nationalities as the show was popular worldwide. Some kid in Africa or India or S.Korea don't identify as He-man but a lot of people in these countries would've liked the He-man (1983) show for what it was - a fun make believe adventure with a nice PSA at the end.

I feel, they should've stuck to that formula; Skeletor never makes it to Grayskull and is always falling short etc. Side chars are well... side chars and they get an ep now and then but most aren't looking to watch it for them.

It should have been He-man and the MotU v Skeletor and his minions.

Oh well... I watched the first 4 episodes and while the animation is stellar, I just did not enjoy it. I might just stop watching and see what happens as to me, it didn't seem entertaining nor what I was looking forward to.

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You nailed it perfectly.

He-Man is an idea. He's not supposed to be attainable as someone to be, but he's someone you ASPIRE to be like. Much like Superman, Captain America, or even Spider-Man.

He-Man came out during an era where body-worship and masculinity were at their peak. Arnold and Stallone ruled the box office with seemingly unearthly physiques and heroic accomplishments in their films.

Almost every special forces member will attest to the fact that no one in Delta looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator but EVERYONE in Delta wants to look like Arnold from Predator, and that's essentially how everyone imagines a Delta Force to look. It's an idea, and it's one that inspires people to aspire to that ideal.

What we have today are a bunch of post-modernists trying to deconstruct these ideals to not only tarnish them but subvert them (i.e., women are just as physically strong as men, male masculinity is toxic but female masculinity isn't, male heterosexuality is wrong, female homosexuality is fine, etc., etc., etc.)

They're essentially trying to hew society into a perverse sculpture by tearing down all the former ideals that we used to cherish and feel some nostalgia for. As you mentioned, the old ways were concepts that any and everyone wanted to aspire to be like, much like Captain Planet, G.I. Joe, or the Chuck Norris cartoon.

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"female homosexuality is fine"

Well it is.

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Does it need to be in everything? You all cry about representation well if anything you're over representing this and Teela isn't a lez her and He-Man have a destiny together like Clark Kent/Superman and Lois Lane

You wanna make Lois Lane a lesbian next?

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They could have done so much better than what they did. Skeletor could have taken the sword of power in episode 1 and for the next episodes Adam, Teela and the Masters go through a hero's journey building up Adam to no longer be the lazy, aloof kid he was and journey to find his inner strength to be a better Adam sans He-Man. They could have kept all the tension of Teela questioning why Adam never told her instead they proved to us why Adam didn't tell her cause she's acting like a spoiled bitch. Episode 5 could have left on a cliffhanger with Adam battling Scare Glow in the underworld with episodes 6-10 making the heroes journey a full circle and Adam once again finding a way to be He-Man and battling SkeleGod.

Nope instead we got this trash

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I think what's so disheartening is that you managed to plot out a more compelling series of events for the season within the span of a paragraph than what we got.

I think that's also what makes it sting so bad, because you can very easily see the potential for storytelling and what they purposely abandoned in order to pursue their own agenda/propaganda.

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Its not hard to come up with a good story really. Campbell and Tolkien gave us the Blueprint that Lucas used for Star Wars and Luke. The Heroes Journey is a tale really that has been used in many civilizations in the past to tell about their heroes. Joseph Campbell's books "The Heroes Journey and The hero with a thousand faces" writers should stick to that instead of pushing modern wokeism into everything which has no real story to tell just agenda driven bullshit

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