Best line
It's a no brainer
what does that mean?
no brain.
I was going to say "hes getting his dick wet sir"
shareLol I liked that one and the one already mentioned, already the part where El Wray rubs Cherry's stomach and says, "I never miss." I just had to laugh at that one, he's dying and he says something as cheesy as that? Classic.
shareWhen he says, "I never miss," there are only two ways he can know that. Either he hasn't gotten laid very much, or he has a plethora of illegitimate kids running round.
sharenothing beats the one-liners from the 'machete' mock-trailer.
shareDon't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially... don't shoot me.
shareI put two in his heart, one in his computer.
shareWhere...is...the sh@t?
shareOh Abby, I'm really quite attached to them.
Brains are good, especially when sauteed with carmelized onions.