Best line


It's a no brainer
what does that mean?
no brain.

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I was going to say "hes getting his dick wet sir"

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Lol I liked that one and the one already mentioned, already the part where El Wray rubs Cherry's stomach and says, "I never miss." I just had to laugh at that one, he's dying and he says something as cheesy as that? Classic.

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When he says, "I never miss," there are only two ways he can know that. Either he hasn't gotten laid very much, or he has a plethora of illegitimate kids running round.

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nothing beats the one-liners from the 'machete' mock-trailer.

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"I'm Cherry."
"You sure are."

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"Im gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge"




Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

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"I'm gonna eat your brains......and gain your knowledge."

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"Now that's a rump roast".















Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

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Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially... don't shoot me.

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I put two in his heart, one in his computer.

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Where...is...the sh@t?

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Oh Abby, I'm really quite attached to them.

Brains are good, especially when sauteed with carmelized onions.

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