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Just seeing with Sydney Sweeney and Megan Fox


Sydney Sweeney blew Megan Fox off the screen in the one scene that they share together. Sydney looked like a fertility goddess, Megan looked like an android. End of story.

As for the rest of the movie, it’s another Netflix McMovie: too long by 15 minutes and a clueless, dorky college undergrad protagonist who winds up with a hot lady vampire gf. Of course, clueless, dorky college undergrad guys are Netflix’ target demographic.

I see another topic here mewling about an alleged “plot hole” concerning vampires having reflections. What about vamps eating meat? Victor chowed down
on a medium-rare steak presumably cut from Maria’s fine ass, did it right in front of Jay. But that scene was late in the movie and I guess reflection-Nazi did not get that far before ADD set in.

My biggest complaint is that there are no smart characters in this movie, ‘cept maybe for Grandma, who was loving and wise. Victor, in particular, was played by an actor who seems like he’d be befuddled by a game of Checkers, forget about being the mastermind of a complex coup. Absent a strong antagonist, a story has all the punch of near-beer. I’d say the 5.7 IMDb rating is fair, because Sydney Sweeney and her cleavage were in it for a few minutes; and she made Megan fox look bad.😂

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Sydney Sweeney is a Queen! I screamed when I saw her name on the opening credits and then I was like "wtf, Megan Fox?". It's not that I dislike her, it's just a bit odd casting decision lol.

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"Sydney Sweeney blue Megan Fox off the screen in the one scene that they share together" What do you mean? Please explain.

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Spellcheck fucked me. She BLEW
Megan Fox off the screen, in terms of authentic hotness. Girls can’t blow each other, dude. Not what I meant.

The software on this site is from the fucking 90s.

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I just managed to sit through the entire thing.

In my humble opinion, this movie makes the Twilight saga look like Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Yes, this is how bad this thing is.

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It is really bad. Netflix bad. Hire-a-stupid-screenwriter bad. Put-Alexander-Ludwig-in-the-opening-credits-but-not-on-the-screen bad. Prostate-exam bad. But it had 3 minutes of Sydney Sweeney and her EE cups.

Not for nothing, but “Bram Stoker’s” Dracula is an insult to Stoker’s novel. Francis Ford Coppola changed the rules of vampire lore, cast mostly the wrong people and injected a completely fabricated love story. He had all the resources to do it right—based on the real novel, the true source material and not the stage play that was the source material for the Bella Lugosi and Frank Langella movies, and completely fucked it up.

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What do you mean re: Ludwig? He was in the movie...

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Yep Sydney Sweeney is insanely Hot, too bad she only in this for a couple of minutes.

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