All of the things that you wrote were not funny, but I couldn't stop laughing anyway because of the mad tone you had with the movie. I can't stop laughing from this. Thank you so much. I had so many questions about how bad this movie could be but now they are answered.
I don't know about you, but I love negative reviews out of two reasons:
1. They are easy to write. 2. You can really make them funny as hell, much more funny than positive ones.
Now how someone can write a negative review on anything (let alone a spoof, THE ideal material for negative reviews, believe me: ANY illiterate, humourless idiot can write a hillarious negative review on a spoof) that is both taking itself seriously and looks as if the writer needed ages of musing to come up with it, is totally beyond me.
I was wondering if anything happened after I turned it off - which was when Xerxes popped the hump on Paris Hilton's back. Turns out nothing happened at all.
I honestly hadn't seen any of the movies this team had made and after reading some reviews for "Disaster Movie" I demanded to know why everyone was so over-the-top in their reactions. Damn. This makes a Toxic Avenger movie look like Lubitsch.