The movie overall is lame like all of these types of movies but i must admit i found some parts amusing. Like the Gatoraid part. And the K-fed part was pretty good cause he was like "there goes my chedder" LOL. Of course i also found some parts of Epic movie funny, mostly the parts with Kal Penn in them
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"Stop Kicking People Into the Pit Of Death"
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I know it's about the lowest comedy can get, but laughed too. I thought it was better than Super Hero Movie (but that's not a very big accomplishment). I did find myself feeling oddly entertained and happy at the end, which is what comedy is usally aiming for after all.
shareeveryone had my expectations so low that i actually ended up liking it. I was expecting this terrible movie... which it pretty much was. But it still 100 times better than the hottie and the nottie. Not to mention there were alot of lawl moments for me.
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I actually rewound that bit to watch it again, it's the look on his face when he says it :)
I've hated every other spoof movie from these guys so I almost didn't watch this one. But I have to admit, Xerxes was actually funny. Everything else about the movie was awful but Xerxes made me laugh.
shareI'm not big on this type of movie but it did crack me up. Especially the Oracle scene. This type of movie doesn't have to be Academy-worthy - which is good - so expectations were low and they hit the mark!
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I was dying with laughter at some of the scenes lol !
shareI thought the part where Leonidas' wife turns into Dark Spiderman and Traitoro is like the sand creature and the cat craps on him was pretty funny. And of course the pit of death scene was cool. Oh, and as juvenile as they are, all the gay jokes made me chuckle.
"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"
Oh and the shot of the crying Sanjaya fan was pretty sweet
"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"
Ok. This is one time I'm glad I read the reviews about it being rotten. So I didn't watch it the cinema. At home, with a tv dinner, bits of this are HILARIOUS! The flying leap into a cliff face. Xerxes! All the gay jokes. It IS very juvenile, I won't lie, but my word, bits of it! Xerxes! Shriek! Ha ha ha! The blue screen! Ak! And er the bodies aren't bad at all. Only reason I watched 300 in the first place. By the way Queen Margaret's hot too if you swing the other way. It's worth watching if you catch it on the box.
shareThis movie is hella dumb. The only part I laughed at was the penguin when he said "I'm boutta shove my happy foot up yo ass!"
"Change is good because nothing changes but the changes"-Gary Busey
The funniest bits in my opinion:
-"No mayo? This is BULLSH!T!"
-When Xerxes throws the spear through whatshisface, and then lays down and tries to hide himself. He even peeks through his fingers like a 5 year old!
-"Douchebagsayswhat?"
-"Chestwaxersayswhat?"
-When Leonidas breaks his neck during the "Stomp the Yard" scene.
I'm sorry, this movie does make me laugh, though I admit it actually pretty terrible.
My favorite line would be when Leonidas finds out the Persians found the secret passageway from Sonio. "Aw *beep* And the gatorade and budweiser commercials.
sharei liked certain parts of this movie too. although it was mostly because i have liked sean maguire since he was on Off Centre....
...and because he is a cutie
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i didn't laugh one time throughout the entire movie. None of it was funny whatsoever.
shareYeah i agree! The movie was lame..but some parts..almost killed me!! especially the part whe Leonidas was like "But what about Sparta, guys?!" hahaha. Damn i laughed so hard. Overal the movie was OK but seriously alot of it..was overdone and overly exaggerated to the point where its not funny...Epic movie was a BIG WASTE of my time..the only part that made me laugh on the floor was when the white bitch (lmao!!!) opened up her laptop and she was on myspace, her top eight was saddam hussein osama bin laden, and hitler...i was on the ground..seriously..everything else was F* Lame!! Date movie was pretty good...not as bad as these last two haha.
sharethe ONLY reason I saw this movie was for the Britney impersonator. She was a riot.
Other than that...there isn't really much worth watching it for!
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Yeah, I thought you knew that about me...
I'll admit to laughing a few times. I don't quite remember at what though. Most of my memories of this movie have faded away.
"There is no escape, John!"
This topic has to be some kind of wind up. This was probably the worst of this run of movies, how on earth anybody could laugh at this is beyond me. Anyone who says "Call me a retard but i laughed at this *beep* ok, you are a retard.
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