Maybe this movie isn't so bad after all.
Don't get me wrong. There's little more than a snowball's chance in hell of me ever watching this again. However, the movie 300 was chocked so full of machismo and too little else that it actually deserved to be parodied by this awful movie. Think of this movie as a punishment to 300 and its fans for being what they are.
"There is no escape, John!"