Ruined My Relationship!!!
Well.... More of a potential relationship. So I meet this girl and we do the talking/phone thing for a week or 2. So I ask her out, she agrees yada yada yada. So we have this wonderful dinner and head off to the movies where she reluctantly agrees to see this movie. By the half way point the mood was somber, she got an attitude and kept asking to leave. We leave, she complained of cramps, I drop her off and tear out my eyes for witnessing this atrocity. Next morning I get an email... Dear John..... Thanks Spartans!
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