This is the all-time most unreal reality show!

So on tonight's "Chachi's Still Nailing Bimbos", his friend hire's a stripper to sleep with him. The Girl's MOM was probably too young for scott, but we're suppose to believe this stripper REALLY wants him. Scott's a gentleman, so he (god this is great) PAYS her not to sleep with him. The stripper is disappointed because, according to this show, no woman can resist Mr. Arcola. Wa wa wahhh

Next segment, Baio is at a restraunt with his boy Johhny V, or as I call him "Rat Turd" V. So they're waiting for Scott's big blind date, laughing about how she's going to look like Rosie. As she walks in they find out she is stunningly gorgeous (what a shocking spin that I never expected), but of course, scotty starts pointing out her flaws. Baio blows her off, because REMEMBER Baio can have any woman he wants.

Oh, in the beginning, the hottie from "chachi in charge" takes a walk with Baio, reminiscing about how he used to pick out dates by thumbing through that months Playboy. Apparently this girl was in love with Scott, and they allegedly slept together when she became Legal. But she's just fine looking back at the skanks he used to parade around the set in front of her. Remember, Scott Baio is God's gift to women and no matter how bad he treated 'em, they cannot fall outta love with him. This show basically hammers into your head the fact that Baio gets every women who encounters.

I look forward to more of this show, but i'm guessing that that each week will be a reminder that scott baio slept with every hottie from the 1980's, and still can have any hottie he wants.

I was so sure Potsy would be the one slayin' babes after Happy Days.