Favorite Quotes Here


Pickel in the shower: "The most relaxing thing is being a retard" (or something like that)

Lisa: "Alice?"

Also when they first show Brett in the shower commerical and he lets out that freakish girl scream, haha



It's not my tree.

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Andre: "I can handle the cold! I'm Soviet!"
Or something along those lines...

Hahah.

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Andre: SOVIET MOISTURIZING BODY WASH! WOO!

I've taken a fondness for the angry Soviet :B

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Ohhh goodness, me too. :DDD

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Lisa to Andre "Suck my d!ck!!"

It's not my tree.

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after lisa and andre had been fighting he came inside and jesse asked him "what's the matter?" and andre said "nothing i'm russian"

that made me laugh so much!

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Brett: Dude...it's Bill Nye the Science guy! He's my childhood hero!
Angela: I love Bill Nye!
Andre: ...who is Bill Nye?

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Lisa: Andre, suck my dick!
Blonde Rachel: Don't say that...that's a privilege!

Ahahah!

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Lisa: Suck my D!ck!
BR: Oh, Lisa no... Don't give him the privelige.


BR: I think my brain froze..... (blank stare.)

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"I want you to go to my room and pick a sock. And put his balls and his penis in it." -Andre

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You don't F@#$ with the Russians!


^Adrianna^ - Officially in a great mood since 10/29 7:04 PM

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i love how everything that comes out of andres mouth is pretty much SOVVVVVVIEET!!!

Better not be doing something your not suppose to! big bad wolfs gonna find you:D--slackers.

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Balls, cherries, balloons, tires

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Andre: What are you, on your period?

Blond Rachel: Rhombus?

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"When you guys go out there, don't say dirty penis." - Gaston

(or something like that haha)

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OMG, SOOOOO funny!

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