This fails even as a popcorn flick


the first film in this series was a fun and entertaining way to spend a couple of hours. Nothing special, but it was an enjoyable popcorn flick. This piece of sh*t on the other hand, is one of the worst films I've ever seen in my entire life. It's boring, it makes no sense and it has absolutely no redeeming features. It fails miserably even as a damn popcorn flick. It is an absolute failure of film making in every possible sense of the word. *beep* this movie. I'd rather be thrown into a pit of angry cobras than watch this film again. I'd rather be stung by a thousand hornets than watch this film again. I'd rather lie down on a pile of flaming coals and needles and watch this film again. I'd rather be trampled to death by a horde of stampeding elephants than watch this movie again. Basically, I hate this film, and I think it should be banished to the deepest, darkest, depths of hell for all eternity.

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Best review I've ever seen of this film

This "film" was garbage. It's as if Bay thinks that combining crappy script, overblown acting, gratuitous CGI and no shots that last over 4 seconds equates to a good movie - bahahahahhaa. This movie is a joke.

It fails as a popcorn flick, but succeeds in wasting every ounce of your time.

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