200 Ridiculous Things.............. - Camp Rock (2008) Discussion

[–] Soprahno 16 years ago

7. Nothing bad ever happens to the main characters
8. Kissing is illegal and off limits

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[–] Lola0000 16 years ago

9. There is always a happy ending

-Whoever said that sunshine was happiness has never danced in the rain.

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[–] cuttiestar2007 16 years ago

10. Girls only have one best friend, and 1 enemy.

11.Make sure you have your own solo, you need it.

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[–] camcollie94 16 years ago

12. Boy and girl connecting makes girl's enemy pissed

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[–] blueinkedbones 16 years ago

okay weird.

15. Mean girl is always blonde.

16. At the end of the movie, the only character youll feel bad for is the mean girl.

17. There is always a racial mix, but it is EXACTLY THE SAME.
Spanish, dark haired girl + Dark haired whiteboy
One of the main characters has a black friend
Blonde, white mean girl w/ optional white sidekick

18. The school theater play (HSM) only has one song and no acting. The final jam is supposedly for everyone, but only main characters perform.

Amy + Ben = Amen

A match made in heaven

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[–] violetwater 16 years ago

19. That relaionships can never last more than one episode.
20. There always is one really dumb person in anything.

George Weasley is more holey than you ever will be.

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[–] letsdominate 16 years ago

21.they ALL sing a song at the end.....
22.they all make me go to sleep..

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[–] Sunstars1488 16 years ago

This includes DC series, yes?

23. More often than not, friends bond in groups of three - Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda/Raven, Eddie, Chelsea, etc.

24. Main/Supposed-to-be-sympathetic characters are never in "the popular crowd."

25. Shows and movies made before @ 2003 were all burned up in one huge bonfire. (If not, then where did they go?!?!)

26. It's okay to keep secrets from the world, as long as you "be yourself and show everyone how awesome you are."

27. Spontaneous song and dance numbers are always perfectly choreographed.

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[–] moo_im_an_insect 16 years ago

23. I hear drums, but no one is playing them.

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[–] flluffeh_teddeh 16 years ago

lol so glad you noticed that, too.

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[–] kurst_vampchild 16 years ago

If you are referring to when the Jonas Brothers play "Play my Music" in Camp Rock, there are drums, its just that they aren't on stage, but when the camera pans out, you can see the drummer and the drum kit to the side of the stage.

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[–] kelseyvan 16 years ago

Haha, all true.
Except at the 'school theater play' it wasn't the actual play, just the callbacks.
But anyway, I see your point.

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[–] Jeminye511-1 16 years ago

175. The "Misfits" are prettier than the popular crowd

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[–] HuggyWhore 16 years ago

28.) Instead of practicing future song&dance numbers, the antagonist can be found stalking the protagonist.

29.) Only one person gets punished for a foodfight.

30.) According to the wardrobe coordinator, the 80's are back.

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[–] Sunstars1488 16 years ago

30.) According to the wardrobe coordinator, the 80's are back.

I'm not sure what you mean...are you referring to the fact that every single girl now dons the "layered" look, always wearing t-shirts over long sleeves? If you're not, then...

31) All girls love the layered look, and wearing black is for goths.

"I don't dance. I rock."
-Duff Goldman, Ace of Cakes

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[–] HuggyWhore 16 years ago

Well I was mostly referring to Tess's bonfire song. Leggings with a full sequined blouse? I'm surprised she wasn't sporting shoulder pads. For a second I thought I was watching JEM. -_-

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[–] sabri400 16 years ago

Also Shane's rolled up blazer sleeves - typical 80's attire!!!

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[–] Friday_Saturday 16 years ago

27. Spontaneous song and dance numbers are always perfectly choreographed

32. Not only are the spontaneous song&dance numbers perfectly choreographed, everyone automatically knows all the words.

33. Even when there's only one instrument playing, drums and various other instruments begin playing even though there aren't people playing the aforementioned instruments.

34. More often than not, the bratty blonde girl's plan blows up in her face.

CURSE YOU SNACKS!!! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!! -Zim

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[–] Teggundo 16 years ago

35. always a dumb character (Jason & sharpays sidekick)

return of the jonai 8/7

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[–] smoothhoney1265 16 years ago

30.) According to the wardrobe coordinator, the 80's are back.

haha so true!!

Everyone can't be straight. Everyone can't be beautiful. Everyone can't be the same.

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[–] starlitegirl890 16 years ago

38) Everyone believes that Mitchie's mom is the president of "Tune TV China", even though several of them probably saw her get out of the catering van when they were all arriving.

39) Apparently Mitchie stuck up for Caitlyn, enev tho she gave her a dirty look and walked away with the rest of the mean girls

40) Mitchie and Shane hung out ALL summer, even tho there's hardly any scenes of them together

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[–] theatregirl2117 16 years ago

41. When someone writes a song for themselves, they always include a long musical interlude where someone else can jump in and start singing

42. there is not interaction between different cliques whatsoever unless it involves teasing/snide put-downs

43. the "dumbness" of the less inteligent characters varies (ex: in hsm Ryan cant read 'drama' despite using the word when talking, he cant follow Sharpays reschedule the callbacks plan when he immediately thought Chad had a jocks conquering the school plan. in camp rock kevins character never knew what was going on untill the end, when he asked shane if he had found the singer girl yet.)

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[–] theatregirl2117 16 years ago

44. all lockers open without combinations

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[–] kelsirox11 16 years ago

45. if girls in the show/movie think aboy is hot, then he is.

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[–] brownisSOmycolor 16 years ago

46. Everyone can read sheet music.

47. Troy and Peggy have people to sing for them...and Chad needs someone to sing for him.

48. Main couples always split before joining up in the end.

49. The best sing backup.

50. Only one singer remains dead serious about singing from beginning to end.

51. Students are free to roam around, jump on tables, kick lockers, hold up various rooms/areas, as long as they're singing.

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[–] theatregirl2117 16 years ago

52. The best friend become a third wheel and is dropped for the plot towards the end (Miranda and Chealsea are lost at the ends of Lizzie and Raven, Caitlin does not perform at the end of Camp Rock, Chad and Taylor are less important than Ryan and Sharpay is hsm3 and were not included in I cant take my eyes off of you from the first hsm even though Ryan, Sharpay, Troy, and Gabriella were

53. No one ever has more than one sibling

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[–] Sk8str 16 years ago

54. Disney can take any untalented singer/actor put them in some terribly written and directed movie and make millions off of them.

"So you wrote a bad play and you were molested, welcome to theatre."

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[–] brownisSOmycolor 16 years ago

55. Pets are people too...and some know good music when they hear it.

56. Cheetah spots/fur morphs into leopard spots/fur when used for clothes and accessories.

57. Big curly hair is in.

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[–] topherwriter 16 years ago

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Dude, first of all, I've got to say I love your signature! Second of all...

58. If there is someone who is completely retarded and can't even do simple things, it's an Asian chick. In "Suite Life of Zack and Cody" London is very stupid and there's a dumb Asian chick that hangs with the popular kids in this one.

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[–] taylerluvsu 16 years ago

I really don't have any things to add except 'corrections'
I'm sorry, it's just really bugging me.

in camp rock kevin's character never knew what was going on until the end, when he asked shane if he had found the singer girl yet.
- He didn't ask, when Demi was singing it was Nick that said so that must be the girl and Kevin said you think?

Everyone can read sheet music
- Everyone can read sheet music at a camp for music, and when they're in a musical.

Caitlin does not perform at the end of Camp Rock
- Yes she does. She's on stage playing the keyboard with Demi.

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[–] kenzer72 16 years ago

59) When acoustically performing for the girl of his dreams, the male lead can harmonize with himself.

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[–] puppydog605 16 years ago

60. The mean girl (and follower(s) perform with the rest of the group at the end, then go back to being mean in the next movie.

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[–] brownisSOmycolor 16 years ago

To taylerluvsu: it is just assumed that everyone can read sheet music at a music camp, though such a generalization may not always be the case...plus, it was more of a reference to Troy in HSM, who's only sung "in the shower" prior to the movie, and to the song he first sung along with Gabs and Kelsi.

61. Not all black people dance...while dancing.

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[–] crazycalicountrychick 16 years ago

62. half the extras always have the most bizarre hair

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[–] harrison-bergeron 16 years ago

63. You have to smile real hard to a friend for a really long time and then u tell her you got an idea and run off.

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[–] LuckyHorse3636 16 years ago

64. it's cool to not match and wear more sequins then used in a las vegas show
65. when getting ready in the morning, leave enough time to play a keyboard and guitar
66. Bad acting+pretty face= lots of cash

save a match... strike a pose

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[–] mathews-rr-1 16 years ago

67. Being popular is the ONLY important thing in life, Don't worry about originality or anything.
68. In a school of several hundred students, only one wears either glasses, braces or both.
69. younger siblings are enherintly evil, no execptions.
70. it is not nessesary to plug in instruments to use them.
71. people who are mean to you will not realize it and soon will change and become your best friend.
72. Classes are held irregulary during the school year, so you spend most of the semester wandering the halls.
73. Schools in large suburban areas will have roughly twelve kids per class.
74. Everyone always dresses like they came from a clothing catalog.

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[–] jellosotae67 16 years ago

i don't know if it's mentioned
75. the mean girl always apologizes, but then turns mean again (hsm 1 sharpay apologizes then hsm 2 becomes mean,tess apologizes at the end)

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[–] ohxsnap 16 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!

Whoever will gossip to you will gossip about you.

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[–] gamebytez 16 years ago

I know.

Asian kids always seem to have the dumb roles in movies when they're not.

It's not bad, some can actually sing. But it's a typical Disney movie where "I have to choose between being who I am or I can just pretend to be someone else and everyone will like me, YAY!"

And the main male character is always 'trying to find himself'.

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[–] ireallylikecamilacabello 16 years ago

Yup, there's always the stereotypical "Dumb China." Even in Hannah Montana there's Ashley (seems Anna Maria loves to portray the role of a spaz).

Marissa was The O.C. Hope you learned your *beep* lesson, Schwartz.

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[–] primrosed 16 years ago

52. even when ur suppose 2 just b singing a song 4 the first time there r all these echoing voices that sound like ur's in the background. : D

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[–] no_simple_highway 16 years ago

Re: #68

51. The one kid who wears braces/glasses always has a nasally voice and is considered by the other students to be a nerd.

20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Explain how!

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[–] guardian7 16 years ago

52. In 2006 Disney showed us it was actually possible to worsen the reputation of Musical Theater.

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[–] icefanaticgirl 16 years ago

53. Only one person in the movie can actually really sing. (except camp rock, they could actually keep a tune a little bit)

54. Poor kid tries to fit in with rich kids.

55. The snoby character always has some sob story to why they act that way.

56. Too much giggling with the girl characters. (i.e. cheetah girls)

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[–] TheOutsidersGurliisGold 16 years ago

76. People can wear long sleave shirts,Jackets,Ug boots, and jeans during the summer and not get heat stroke.

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[–] ARod800 16 years ago

77. people can't answer a question straight (when shane and mitchie are down by the lake and shane says i sing what the lable thinks will sell and mitchie asks him "you don't think that song would sell?" did she miss him saying the part about the lable?)

78. Why do people wait for somebody to stop singing before they try to find where the sound is coming from? (ex. Mitchie singing This is Me in the mess hall)

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[–] harrison-bergeron 16 years ago

79. There's always a HAPPY ENDING !!

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[–] crazycalicountrychick 16 years ago

note to #78 he had to wait for all the girls to leave, by the time they did, so had Mitchie...

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[–] SVU14_1 16 years ago

*Something I find extremely ridiculous about Camp Rock. Tess had an apparent liking/crush on Shane right and she was willing to have Mitchie excluded from Final Jam just so that Shane wouldn't know Mitchie was the "voice" YET Tess NEVER said a single word to Shane. Throughout the whole movie, Tess and Shane never speak to each other and at times he's like right next to her (in the Pajama Jam scene for example or during the Dance class).

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[–] rns1113 16 years ago

80. class is only 5 minutes long( in HSM the first class after winter break with ms darbus).

81. nobody can lip-synch let alone sing

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[–] sweetaboutme 16 years ago

80. class is only 5 minutes long( in HSM the first class after winter break with ms darbus).

that's just home room/form time. you know, you go to it every morning and the teacher checks attendance etc.

.Minnie is the Audrey Hepburn of Disney shes been wearin black flats nd polka dots since the 1930s.

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[–] Racetracks_Main_Girl 16 years ago

Uh..........no....None of the schools in this area do that.......

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[–] sabri400 16 years ago

What's even more ridiculous is that Shane didn't know that the "voice" was Mitchie. She said she's never sung in front of him before so how would he know? In the last scene when they sing Camp Rock, the coreography has them both next to each other and screaming in each others faces the whole tim so please tell me how Shane didn't know what Mitchie's voice was like???...

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[–] EponineSabrina 16 years ago

The final scene was meant to just be a jam session, so while in reality it was obviously choreographed and rehearsed, for the purposes of the movie it was supposed to be spontaneous so Shane would not have heard her sing before final jam.

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[–] ARod800 16 years ago

note to the note about #78

Sure he had to wait, but just the way he acted during the whole thing got me
he never tried to raise up he just looked over his shoulders with a pained and confused look. I would have tried to get up and then scrunched back down when I thought one of them might have seen me.

82. (addition to #78) what are the odds of a famous singer that has the power to make you a star falling in the bushes right outside of where you are singing? its like David Ortiz just happens to pop by your high school baseball game to see you hit a homerun. It ain't happenin'
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[–] Gurrly 16 years ago

I'm just saying that I love The Outsiders and your sig. Lol. Byes(:

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[–] Tafnah 16 years ago

Just wanted to point out... if you're talking about the movie, Demi has a mom and dad. And if you're talking about real life it doesnt really make sense. Just wanted to let you knwo.

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[–] Wackoboy1234 16 years ago

83.Throwing powder on your face makes you uunnoticeable.

84.The mean girl can never sing good and can't dance for s***!

85.Tell everyone your rich and you will fit in just fine.

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[–] danitbp 16 years ago

86. it's a sin to be original, and have to be a clone.

87. main charachters are always white.

88. everyone lies, it blows up in their face, then everythings back to normal again.

89. rich means your snobby, and poor means your nice.

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[–] zipz 16 years ago

90. when wearing your moms clothes is cool.

it's all happening.

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[–] sb1fan 16 years ago

91. You can learn 200 ridiculous things.

92. Have you been to Target lately?

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[–] MydnightRose 16 years ago

95. Adults are always stupid, semi-bullies or just dont give a crap
96. Parents or adult relatives never resemble their children. Why does Shane Grey"for cryin out loud" have a British uncle?
97. The popular guy is always putting on a front to please others or protect himself; but he always has a heart of gold and will show sympathy when you fall flat on your butt.
98. Making stupid soungs while doing cool hand movements makes you a fanstastic producer
99. If your singing a solo the lead guy has to butt in on your time in the spotlight
100. The lead guy always has cool hair that doesn't move

You call me a b1tch like it's a bad thing

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[–] ohxsnap 16 years ago

Don't know if this has already been said, but...
101. When planning matching outfits, those involved in the planning somehow have the EXACT same clothes. (Like during the Open Mic Jam Night or w/e, Tess just says to wear white shorts and green hoodies. They all end up wearing the same hoodies and shorts as eachother. THEY EVEN HAVE THE SAME SOCKS.)

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[–] Pepper_Mouth 16 years ago

102. A lot of people can take a perfect movie and wreck it to shreds.
103. He's Shane Gray, for cryin' out loud!

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[–] jbernanke 16 years ago

104. I sat through the whole damn thing.

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[–] IllegalFranchise 16 years ago

105. You dont need to plug a guitar into an amp for it to make sound

106. It's perfectly normal for 12 year olds to have $2,000 instruments

107. You need to pretend to strum constantly to make it sound like you're playing 2 chords

108. "Rock" is now teenage pop apparently.

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.."

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[–] RunningonAmy 16 years ago

109. Your hair is always perfect and perfectly styled even on waking up.

110. You always have makeup on, always, even in bed.

111. Its physically impossible to have a spot, if you do, its exaggerated and looks fake.

112. Swear words don't exist.

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[–] RoshMc 16 years ago

113: Theres always a moment where they're happy then want to drop everything and give up and go right on back to everythings super doper.

Its like there on drugs..

weird.

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[–] Friday_Saturday 16 years ago

112. Swear words don't exist.

114: Violence doesn't exist either.

115: The majority of the school day is spent hanging out in hallways with a grand total of 10 minutes of class.

"...I just want my phone call." I THE JOKER!

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[–] harrison-bergeron 16 years ago

116: "the backup singers should wear the same thing, not the lead singer...HELLO!"

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[–] FrancesKat 16 years ago

118. Bullies will always ALWAYS see the error of their ways and apologise. Just like in real life.

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[–] maxjabill 16 years ago

119. When people talk to eachother, it's very awkward, no chemistry, and you can tell they don't actually wanna be there/be talking to one another.

120. There is always an incredibly minor conflict that gets resolved in 10 minutes.

121. Everyone changes instantly without any self-sacrifice/self-evaluation.

122. Teenagers don't think about sex, drugs, or anything cool like that.

123. Everyone forgives everyone else, no matter how bitchy they were or what they did.

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[–] kylemichaels 16 years ago

124. The only insult the good characters can come up with is "Jerk"
125. 'Rock' is now Rap, hip-Hop, pop & Diva
126. When in a boat, you NEVER move further than 5 feet away from the edge of the lake, so people can hear your convosation
127. The bad girl will attempt to reach the famous guy in time for him to speak his mind.
128. Food fights at camp are often clean, although its spagetti.
129. If your mother gets a job, it'll be EXACTLY at the place you want to be.
130. EVERY family has a secret recipie, (Gabriellas mom does brownies, mitchies mom/dad do burgers)
131. moms always try to refer back to their past, in an unfunny attempt to be funny (the whole record/cd cookie thing.)
132. if you're getting told off, you leave your $700 laptop in the food hall
133. stage hands can change the set of the stage in the time it takes for a character to say one sentence.
134. Margrets montage lasts about 10 seconds, because the producers probably used up all of her scenes.
135. all the kids were clothes from H&M

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[–] Lime3016 16 years ago

136. Everyone ALWAYS Knows The Words To All Songs!

137. Always Have To Be A Dumb Person On Disney
London - TSL
Jason - HSM
Chelsea - Thats So Raven
Ella - Camp Rock (i think her name is ella??)

^__^
I need to think of more..!

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[–] SVU14_1 16 years ago

138. Tess is kinda/sorta infuated with Shane yet she NEVER says a word to him. Instead she resorts to stalking him and hoping that she could win Final Jam to be with him.

139. It's possible to only have like 3 lines in a movie and suddenly become well-recognized by Disney (Roshon Fegan or Kaycee Stroh from HSM "Martha" anyone)

140. All of the music in Camp Rock or any other Disney movie are all basically the same thing: they're all about having fun or "finding yourself" or a cheesy love song.

141. The writers don't really need to worry about creative or originality, as long as the Jonas Brothers are in the movie, the tweens will love it.

142. It's okay Nick, Kevin and Joe that your acting sounds awful...you're the Jonas Brothers and fans will still love you

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[–] harrison-bergeron 16 years ago

143. The older guy falls for some girl who has "the voice"

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[–] lady231uk 16 years ago

144. we are all sad for loving these films and have the time to read what everyone has said in the forum to come up with what has already been said :) lol
sorry couldnt resist

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[–] for-real 16 years ago

145. There's always a big ending where the whole cast get together and sing and pretend that they really hate eachother.
146. The mean girl always turns good.
147. The female main characters (Mitchie and Gabriella) are always a 'nobody'.
148. The mean girls are always jealous of Mitchie/Gabriella because they get the guy.
149. Tess' and Sharpay's sidekicks (Ryan/Ella and Peggy) aren't always on their side.
150. The main characters never win in the end. (Ryan won the star dazzle award and Peggy won the trophy in Camp Rock).
151. The quiet girl always has a good voice and they're the ones that surprise everybody.

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[–] Chlomosexual 16 years ago

152. You can't be over size 0 to be a main character.

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[–] jayj_cupcake 16 years ago

i dont agree with 152 im changin it to:

152. you cant be over a size 0 to be the popular baddie

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153. the heroine is always brunette, the evil bitch is always blonde

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[–] marc232 16 years ago

A lot of these seem to be general movie things.
I'd like to see you find a blockbuster movie that doesn't have something go wrong in it that gets resolved "within ten minutes". Either way

154. Regardless of family wealth, they can still afford perfectly fitting clothes, make up and instruments

155. There is never any rubbish anywhere

156. In 2-3 years time, no one will know who any of them are

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[–] smoothhoney1265 16 years ago

157. The sun is always shining. ALWAYS.

Everyone can't be straight. Everyone can't be beautiful. Everyone can't be the same.

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[–] Racetracks_Main_Girl 16 years ago

*****96: Maybe Brown grew up in Britain. Think of the Parent Trap, here. Maybe Shane's parents were divorced, and they had split custody. You never know.

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