Dork vs Pike


If I was to run out of a bedroom with a scantily clad Rosamund Pike in it to go look at a fĂșcking animal, it would have to be a three-legged unicorn.

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he must have been gay.



When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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Why on earth would you want to see a three-legged unicorn?

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I wouldn't really want to, nor would I care much in and of itself -- but because unlike spotting birds, spotting a three-legged unicorn could actually yield some very tangible rewards. Even perhaps some that would come close to justify running out on Rosamund Pike during mating season, so to speak.


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