How did Hercules of legend, basically this giant guy...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Hendrik_Goltzius_-_ De_reus_Hercules.jpg
turn into this wax chested metrosexual?
http://www.newdvdreleasedates.com/images/posters/full/the-legend-of-he rcules-2014-05.jpg
George Orwell was an optimist.