That's wonderful, I can't give this a 0, so it gets a 1.
I catch random scenes on cable and can't watch for more than 1 or 2 minutes. The one time I did catch this movie from the beginning on cable and the moronic main character was just talking on and on, I thought it was one of those spoof type films like Meet the Spartans, when I came to the realization this piece of garbage was an actual film not poking fun at anything, I was in total shock. I can't understand how this movie falls so short, its like they purposely went to great lengths to make a pile of garbage. The main character looks like he is 45 with a wrinkled smokers face, he's supposed to be about 18 in this. This movie has so many problems it's not even funny, you think the idiotic things happening that don't make sense are poking fun at something, but there's nothing there, just a bunch of worthless garbage. Ok some 45yr old actor is giving a graduation speech, he has a wrinkled ugly face to the point he looks deformed and very ugly, has a whiny voice and sounds like he is a bit of a moron, not too bright, you quickly think this is mocking another film, but then when you realize this scene isn't poking fun of another movie, the film falls flat, goes nowhere. I mean why cast someone who looks 45 to play an 18yr old? His speech is dumb, he blurts out he loves a girl, oh wow embarrassing for the girl? No, you don't even get the hint of oh wow what a shock cause it's acted out in a way and the things he said are just flat and moronic. Its just an idiot making a speech saying random dumb things it seems, that don't even make sense.
I've already written too much on this pile of garbage. In short, every joke in this movie falls short, to the point you think its purposely written that way, poking fun at something, but then when you realize there's nothing they're poking fun at and the jokes or funny lines all fall short, the joke is on you for actually wasting your time trying to figure out what the hell is wrong here. That's all this movie seems to be doing, poking fun at you somehow for actually being dumb enough to sit there and try to watch it. Its like the idiots who produced and directed this set out to make the biggest pile of garbage that had the one goal in mind to just make as little sense as possible.
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