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Why not just hire Dustin Diamond?

posted 16 years ago by Da_Wolfman
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I couldn't get past the fact Seth could have been Dustin Diamond's twin brother. That completely turned me off that character. I kept hoping he'd get killed and his girlfriend would hook up with the crook.

Why not just hire Dustin Diamond? He isn't doing anything besides trying to get someone to buy his sex tape. (the thought of which makes me want to vomit profusely) Well, I see he has 3 projects going according to this site, but hey, I'm sure they aren't much.

Sorry. I just couldn't picture any sane woman hooking up with Dustin Diamond, and since Seth looked so much like him, I just couldn't buy her hooking up with him. Especially for anniversary sex. Maybe an anniversary handshake, but sex? Naaaaah.

Something tells me that there weren't millions of women lining up to buy Dustin's sex tape of himself. In fact, I'm betting it didn't break the double digits in sales.

I have a fevah, and the only prescription is...more cowbell.
...Christopher Walken

[–] jinqui242 16 years ago

I love how some movies pair up these drop-dead gorgeous women with these dorky nerds (producers living vicariously). I almost threw up my popcorn when those two were making out. IRL, she'd probably be paired up with the other guy.

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[–] illimattic 13 years ago

I wanted them all to die except for Wagner, as she was the only one at least at tad bit tolerable

[–] ShadowsGathered 13 years ago

Are ya kiddin? First of all, she wasn't "drop-dead gorgeous", except perhaps in your opinion... pretty, yes... gorgeous, no... second, that "dorky nerd" (Paulo Costanzo) was cute as hell, in my opinion... absolutely adorable... the kind of guy I'd have gone for if I were 25 years younger.

... the hardest thing in this world is to live in it...

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