100 Things Mademoiselle Learned From Anna

Mademoiselle: "Did you see it?"

1.
Anna: "I see nothing. Nothing!"
Mademoiselle: "Welp, that's a bunch of money down the drain." *kills herself*

2.
Anna: "Oui. I saw Marcellus Wallace's soul."
Mademoiselle: "What is this, the 1990s?" *kills herself*

3.
Anna: "Yep, I can confirm it. 72 virgins!" (Morjana Alaoui who plays Anna is from Morroco, a mostly Muslim country. Anna, who is played by Morjana Alaoui, has some lezzo tendencies).
Mademoiselle: "Aww hells yeah, I want me some o' that *beep* *kills herself*

4.
Anna: "Bruh. Need I remind you that this is a French movie? Did you really think I was going to tell you or the audience anything?"
Mademoiselle: "Oh. Right. Of course." *kills herself*

5.
Anna: "Yeah, I saw Heaven. It's pretty sweet. But you're not going there anyway. Thou shalt not kill ring a bell? And no, you can't use the "I didn't directly kill anyone myself" loophole."
Mademoiselle: "Aw sheeet." *kills herself*

6.
Anna: "I wonder what BS myriad interpretations the audience will whip up in the absence of my dialogue"
Mademoiselle: "Yeah lol. I'll also now proceed to kill myself to make it seem more deep. Later, suckers." *kills herself*

7.
Anna: "How about I race you to Heaven?" *audience watches a human-shaped shiny red pile of flesh and blood sprinting like Usain Bolt down the tunnel of light, figuratively obviously*
Mademoiselle: "Not fair! You had a head start!" *kills herself*

8.
Anna: *channeling the combined feelings and emotions of the entire movie-watching audience unto herself* "Go kill yourself ya old hag."
Mademoiselle: *kills herself*