alternate end


Stuntman Mikes been shot in the arm and bashed in the face with a iron pole. hes now running scared from the girls. he gets rammed again and again by the angry trio, 'c'mon!'.. They run up alongside taunting him. 'im sorry!' he cries...'I didn't mean anything I-I was just playin around!' They laugh at him taunting him.."Well I aint playin wiv you!" kim shouts and slams into him again...."Ah $hit!" mike screams as he hits a cinema bill board and crashes through

"jesus!!" Mike shouts as he barely manages to gain control. "*beep* this!" he snarls and goes for the glovebox..he pulls out a Colt Python .357 Magnum 4" http://cdn2.armslist.com/sites/armslist/uploads/posts/2010/12/11/76038_01_colt_python_357_magnum_4_nicke_640.jpg and then accelerates to alongside the girls car again...The 2 girls are laughing hard at Kims jibber jabber "You redneck lunatic punkass bastard! etc." With his left hand on the wheel Mike thrusts the gun out the window with his right hand. "Yeah *beep* you too!!" he shouts and fires point blank.

laughing Zoe takes a slug in the side of the head. her brains blown out into Kims face who quits her jabber and screams. Mike fires again and again emptying the gun, HP bullets blasting the windows, windshield, and upholstery, the last one hitting the now terrified Abernathy in the neck and spraying a fountain of red throughout the interior. Kim screams harder as she slams on the brakes and loses control of the car going 90. it flips over several times before hitting a telegraph pole and explodes into flames.. Kim screams as shes burned alive

"jesus *beep*in Christ its about time!" Mike exclaims as he watches the fireball and resulting plume of smoke in the rear mirror whilst speeding along the highway. He starts to laugh in relief "oh-oh-oh man! ha ha"

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I'll admit that I kind of like that idea.

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Thanks man ;)

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It's an interesting, fun ending. But Death Proof is a throw back to 70's revenge films, so wouldn't really fit with the theme.

Can I trade in the children for more cash?

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i think your ending is fcked up.. why would you want to see this misogynous psychopath massacre women again?!! the point of the movie's ending is that girls got their revenge
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Yes, because the girls were so innocent. They left one of their own behind to get raped while they went on a joyride.

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They left one of their own behind to get raped


You don't know that. It's only implied, and even then as a kind of joke. Either way, regardless of how bitchy they were, being brutally murdered by a pitiless psychopath is hardly a justifiable punishment.

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i think your ending is fcked up..


thanks man, that was the idea๎€ฆ

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You do have a point here.

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Haha I like it. Lol I feel awful for liking this ending but I do love being surprised with unexpected moments like that in movies. After all, I did like Stuntman Mike :)

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I know right.๎€ฆ I wish QT had filmed something like that and put it on the DVD as an alternate ending so you could choose how the film ended

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I think I would have probably preferred your ending. I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were supposed to be the heroes of the movie after hurting motorists, being just as viscous as Mike, and leaving their friend with someone acting creepily towards her.

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So you loathed the second group of women based on a series of false assumptions on your part, eh? Interesting...


Pants up, don't loot.

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What false assumptions? That they were supposed to be heroes? If you watched the same film I did, you'd know that it was pretty obvious Tarantino wanted the audience to root for the second group of women when they get their revenge on Mike. However, even if that was unintentional, they still did vile things and I reserve every right to dislike them.

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What false assumptions?


Here you go:

and letting their friend get raped.


There, that was easy (and I didn't even bother to reread your entire post to find it). You have exactly zero (0) proof that a rape occurred. You made that assumption and chose to believe such foolishness. Good job!

Pants up, don't loot.

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Don't be naive; the friend being raped was implied about as heavily as possible. Regardless though, her friends put her in a position where she would likely be raped. What actually occurred is irrelevant, though what probably occurred is obvious.

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Dummy,

Even if that is "implied" that's still NOT the same as a factual proof. With that in mind, your claim that a rape occurred completely lacks merit. Duh!


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Did you read a single fรผcking word of my post? I said what actually happened is irrelevant . It only matters that they put their friend in a position where she would likely be raped. From there, they have no control over the situation.

Even if that is "implied" that's still NOT the same as a factual proof.

I never said anything remotely close to that. Maybe you should stop making assumptions and actually read my posts.

I really hate having to repeat myself, so try to read carefully this time.
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Did you read a single fรผcking word of my post?


Dummy,

You claimed the 2nd group of girls let their friend get raped. Your exact words were...

...and letting their friend get raped.


As I've already proven, your ridiculous claim lacks merit. You have absolutely no proof that a rape occurred. Instead of having the intelligence to realize that fact, you made an incorrect assumption which you chose to believe as fact. It's not. You're wrong. Sadly, you don't even have the integrity to admit to your foolishness. I'm not surprised.

I never said anything remotely close to that. Maybe you should stop making assumptions and actually read my posts.


What you said was even worse. Once again, you wrote...

...and letting their friend get raped.


Gosh, you're dumb.

I really hate having to repeat myself, so try to read carefully this time.


You're the one who is too "fรผcking" stupid to comprehend the difference between an assumption (which you clearly made) and a fact. How dumb can you possibly be?

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*beep*,

You claimed the 2nd group of girls let their friend get raped. Your exact words were...

...and letting their friend get raped.

That's just arguing semantics, buddy. How about I tell you why you were wrong to say that I made "assumptions" (plural) when you thought I only made one assumption? That'd be analogously productive.
As I've already proven, your ridiculous claim lacks merit. You have absolutely no proof that a rape occurred. Instead of having the intelligence to realize that fact, you made an incorrect assumption which you chose to believe as fact. It's not. You're wrong. Sadly, you don't even have the integrity to admit to your foolishness. I'm not surprised.

I never claimed she was raped (though, it's the most obvious conclusion). Whether or not the guy actually decided to rape her doesn't play a factor in the morality of the friends. I'll say it again, just because you probably missed it the first two times (somehow): It only matters that her friends put her in a position where she would likely be raped.
What you said was even worse. Once again, you wrote...

How is that "even worse"? If anything it's more ambiguous, but my meaning was clearly that they would let their friend get raped. As evident by by both my later responses and the original nature of the discussion (as it was not a debate regarding whether or not the guy raped her, but rather a critique of the woman's friends).
Gosh, you're dumb.

Gosh, you're a *beep* What is the purpose of this response? To provoke me?
You're the one who is too "fรผcking" stupid

Well, that escalated quickly. I never said that you were "too fรผcking stupid." What the fรผck are you talking about? I said you didn't read my fรผcking post, which you would know if you had decided to read my last fรผcking post.
comprehend the difference between an assumption (which you clearly made) and a fact. How dumb can you possibly be?
Let me make this as simple as *beep* possible. I did not say it was a fact.

Now, I have very clearly established that a) whether or not the rape actually occurred is irrelevant, and b) I never said that it was an indisputable fact that it did occur, I only ever said it was likely.

I'm done debating the alleged rape. My original post is concerning the likability/sympathetic-ness of the second group of women. If you have any thoughts on that subject, i'd be happy to hear them.

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That's just arguing semantics, buddy.


No, it's not. As I've already shown, you stated the girl was raped. Your claim lacks merit.

How about I tell you why you were wrong to say that I made "assumptions" (plural) when you thought I only made one assumption? That'd be analogously productive.


You wanted an example. I gave you one. You also failed to prove the girls hurt pedestrians.

I never claimed she was raped (though, it's the most obvious conclusion).


Except, of course, that you did claim she was raped. Once again, your exact words were, "I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were...letting their friend get raped." You clearly claimed the girls let their friend "get raped." And once again, your claim lacks merit.

I'll say it again, just because you probably missed it the first two times (somehow): It only matters that her friends put her in a position where she would likely be raped.


Dummy,

Your original post in this thread is the most important. You initially wrote that the girls let their friend "get raped." Yes, you tried to backtrack from your original post, but the fact still remains that you said the girls let their friend "get raped." You assumed facts not in evidence. You're either too dumb to realize your stupidity or lack the integrity to admit to your stupidity. Either way...

How is that "even worse"?


Because you said the girls let their friend "get raped," which was an assumption on your part.

I never said that you were "too fรผcking stupid." What the fรผck are you talking about?


I'm merely pointing out the fact that you're not very intelligent.

I said you didn't read my fรผcking post,


I read your "fรผcking post" which is how I know you claimed the girls let their friend "get raped." I also read your replies, which showed your poor attempt to sidestep your original claim.

I did not say it was a fact.


You're right, except for the fact that you're wrong. Once again, you wrote, "I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were supposed to be the heroes of the movie after hurting pedestrians, being just as viscous as Mike, and letting their friend get raped." You wrote that the girls were "supposed to be the heroes of the movie." You wrote that the girls hurt pedestrians. You wrote that the girls were as "viscous" as Stuntman Mike. You wrote that the girls let their friend "get raped." At no point did anything in that sentence indicate anything was "implied." You stated each event as fact. I corrected the error of your ways, which you can't seem to accept.

Now, I have very clearly established that a) whether or not the rape actually occurred is irrelevant,


Where in your original comment was that "clearly established"? ๎€ฆ

and b) I never said that it was an indisputable fact that it did occur, I only ever said it was likely.


I've already proven you're wrong. At no point in your original post did you indicate anything to the contrary.

I'm done debating the alleged rape. My original post is concerning the likability/sympathetic-ness of the second group of women. If you have any thoughts on that subject, i'd be happy to hear them.


No. I only care about the fact that you made false assumptions. I corrected your errors. You're welcome.

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No, it's not. As I've already shown, you stated the girl was raped. Your claim lacks merit.
Yes, it is. You didn't show me anything. I showed you that you misinterpreted what I wrote.
You wanted an example. I gave you one. You also failed to prove the girls hurt pedestrians.
You actually have something there. What I meant is motorists, but I was being a dumb ass and wrote "pedestrians," instead. So, here, have a gold star, you found an actual mistake for once. Anyways, this is not something implied, or anything that I should have to prove for that matter. Go re-watch that chase scene; both Mike and the women purposefully crash into other cars, in addition to launching a motorcyclist into a billboard.
Except, of course, that you did claim she was raped. Once again, your exact words were, "I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were...letting their friend get raped." You clearly claimed the girls let their friend "get raped." And once again, your claim lacks merit.

I did not claim anything as a fact; as I have presented to you multiple times. I even clarified for you that I was referring to the friends' indifferent and somewhat encouraging attitude towards the situation, rather than what actually occurred.

Your original post in this thread is the most important. You initially wrote that the girls let their friend "get raped." Yes, you tried to backtrack from your original post, but the fact still remains that you said the girls let their friend "get raped." You assumed facts not in evidence. You're either too dumb to realize your stupidity or lack the integrity to admit to your stupidity. Either way...

*beep*,

My original post is the most important if you actually wish to give a relevant response to my opinion. For all nitpicks you can refer to my posts where I clarify, not backtrack. (It would be backtracking if I was trying to prove that the guy selling the car, raped the woman, but that's not what my post was about.) You're either too much of a *beep* to realize the futility of your post or you lack the integrity to admit that you're an *beep* who just likes being right.
because you said the girls let their friend "get raped," which was an assumption on your part
"They let," not "he does." I don't give a *beep* whether or not he did. But, I do give a *beep* that her friends would let that happen to her.
I'm merely pointing out the fact that you're not very intelligent.

If i'm "not very intelligent," you by comparison must be a complete and utter *beep* Really, though, nice attempt at provocation.
I read your "fรผcking post" which is how I know you claimed the girls let their friend "get raped." I also read your replies, which showed your poor attempt to sidestep your original claim.
No, I meant my other two posts, not my first one. You must have not read a fรผcking word of those.
You're right, except for the fact that you're wrong. Once again, you wrote, "I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were supposed to be the heroes of the movie after hurting pedestrians, being just as viscous as Mike, and letting their friend get raped." You wrote that the girls were "supposed to be the heroes of the movie." You wrote that the girls hurt pedestrians. You wrote that the girls were as "viscous" as Stuntman Mike. You wrote that the girls let their friend "get raped." At no point did anything in that sentence indicate anything was "implied." You stated each event as fact. I corrected the error of your ways, which you can't seem to accept.
That's not the same as claiming that it is an indisputable fact. If you want to get so caught up in semantics, how about this? I never said exactly that it was a fact, using the word fact. Isn't that productive?
Where in your original comment was that "clearly established"?

Why does it have to be in my original comment? That has nothing to do with my original comment.
I've already proven you're wrong. At no point in your original post did you indicate anything to the contrary
The original post is irrelevant, in that respect. I clarify in my other posts, because somehow you got hung up over wording of a very small part of my original post.
No. I only care about the fact that you made false assumptions. I corrected your errors. You're welcome.
Okay, well at least you can admit you're just the *beep* who goes around nitpicking posts.

What are you trying to prove here? That people who are too literal can be *beep*? If so, lesson learned.

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You didn't show me anything. I showed you that you misinterpreted what I wrote.


Dummy,

At no time in your original post did you indicate your statements were anything other than facts. You stated pedestrians were hurt. [BY THE WAY, WHY DID YOU EDIT YOUR ORIGINAL POST TODAY AND CHANGE 'PEDESTRIANS' TO 'MOTORISTS'? LOL] You did NOT say pedestrians may have been hurt. You stated the girls were the heroes. You did NOT say they may have been heroes. And, of course, you stated the girls let their friend get raped. You did NOT say the girl may have been raped. As I've already pointed out, your assumptions are not facts. Duh!

both Mike and the women purposefully crash into other cars, in addition to launching a motorcyclist into a billboard.


I think it's hilarious that you edited your original post. What's even more hilarious is that your claim is still factually incorrect. What proof do you have that any motorist (including the motorcyclist) was "hurt"? Which one(s) was/were shown with injuries, such as broken bones, severe bleeding, sprains, etc.?

I did not claim anything as a fact


Except, of course, that you did.

as I have presented to you multiple times. I even clarified for you that I was referring to the friends' indifferent and somewhat encouraging attitude towards the situation, rather than what actually occurred.


Yes, instead of admitting your errors, you tried to back your way out. No matter how hard you try, you cannot change the meaning of what you wrote in your original post. ๎€‡

You're either too much of a *beep* to realize the futility of your post or you lack the integrity to admit that you're an *beep* who just likes being right.


Once again, at no point in your original post did you indicate your claims were anything other than facts.

"They let," not "he does." I don't give a *beep* whether or not he did. But, I do give a *beep* that her friends would let that happen to her.


See how your statement, "...that her friends would let that happen to her" differs from your original claim, "I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were supposed to be the heroes of the movie after hurting motorists, being just as viscous as Mike, and letting their friend get raped"? Your original claim was clearly stated as fact, whereas your most recent claim was stated as an assumption.

If i'm "not very intelligent," you by comparison must be a complete and utter *beep* Really, though, nice attempt at provocation.


Based on your inability to distinguish between a fact and an assumption, I've concluded that you're not very intelligent. I'm willing to bet most 10-year-old children could identify the difference between a fact and an opinion, yet you can't.

No, I meant my other two posts, not my first one. You must have not read a fรผcking word of those.


You stated a series of (what you thought to be) facts in your original post. As I pointed out, your facts weren't facts at all, but rather assumptions on your part. Sadly, you're too dumb to understand the difference. Oh, well...

That's not the same as claiming that it is an indisputable fact. If you want to get so caught up in semantics, how about this? I never said exactly that it was a fact, using the word fact. Isn't that productive?


LOL! One doesn't need to include the word "fact" in order to state a fact. Duh! ๎€ฆ

Why does it have to be in my original comment? That has nothing to do with my original comment.


You tried to argue (in later posts) that you didn't state facts in your original post. And, of course, you did. So my first reply to you was correct. You loathed the second group of women based on a series of false assumptions on your part.

The original post is irrelevant, in that respect. I clarify in my other posts, because somehow you got hung up over wording of a very small part of my original post.


Hahahaa! Regardless of your backtracking/sidestepping in later posts, your original (and false) claims remained. Although you may have meant to imply a rape occurred, that's clearly not what you wrote in your original post. Duh!

Okay, well at least you can admit you're just the *beep* who goes around nitpicking posts.


So pointing out the severe flaws in your arguments is "nitpicking," eh? ๎€ฆ

What are you trying to prove here? That people who are too literal can be *beep*? If so, lesson learned.


I'm merely exploiting your stupidity for all to see. I believe I've accomplished that task. ๎€‡

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*beep*,

I'm going to be honest, I didn't read your post, but i'm going to make the assumption that it's the same *beep* you've been trying to shove down my throat repeatedly about how important it is to not make assumptions, else, your whole argument falls apart.

To that, here's my response: You have no way of knowing whether or not I made an assumption, you just assumed I was. I could be playing devil's advocate and make the claim that the rape did occur, even if I thought otherwise, and you'd be none the wiser. Regardless, though, i'm telling you that I didn't make an assumption; this is not a debatable subject. Although, if you see any relevance in it, I guess you can argue whether or not my post reflects this.

Even though this is great finger exercise, it's getting kind of tedious. How much longer do you think you will be coming up with nonsensical rebuttals?

Edit: I did read part of your post, just now; the idiotic thing you say about needing blood to see if someone's hurt. Buddy, a nine year old child could easily tell that when the motorcyclist smashed into the board, it hurt like hell. Also, isn't it kind of unproductive and hypocritical to correct someone's error, but think it's pathetic for them to correct said error?

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You have no way of knowing whether or not I made an assumption


You claimed the girls let their friend get raped. That's clearly an assumption on your part as there's no evidence to support your ridiculous claim. Duh!

I could be playing devil's advocate and make the claim that the rape did occur, even if I thought otherwise, and you'd be none the wiser.


LOL!

Regardless, though, i'm telling you that I didn't make the assumption, nor did I ever claim it was a fact. That is not a debatable subject.


Recap: You made a series of claims, which you believed to be facts. I pointed out your ridiculous claims were false. Instead of having the intelligence to realize you made a series of really stupid statements, you tried to sidestep your original remarks saying you didn't state facts. Of course, that proves my claim was correct - that you loathed the second group of women based on a series of false assumptions on your part. Hilarious! I love laughing at you! ๎€ฆ

The idiotic thing you say about needing blood to see if someone's hurt. Buddy, a nine year old child could easily tell that when the motorcyclist smashed into the board, it probably either killed him or hurt like hell,


Thanks for providing even more proof that you're not very intelligent. You're assuming the motorcyclist was hurt even though you have exactly zero proof to support your claim. The motorcyclist could very well have gotten up and walked away unscathed. You don't know one way or the other, yet assumed [key word] he was injured. Evidently, you're just not very good at this logic stuff. But at least you're good for a laugh. ๎€ฆ And for that, I thank you!

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I don't even know where to begin. This is easily the second least intelligent post I have ever encountered that wasn't obviously a troll. Let's start with the fact that you so arrogantly have decided you have the definitive answer to whether or not I made an assumption, if you're not me that's technically impossible. And no, restating my original post in which I never claim anything as fact is not proof.

But, it's got to be this nail in the coffin to any sign of your intelligence, that made me both laugh and cringe the most. You seriously expect me to believe that the motorcyclist wasn't hurt just because his legs might still function. Any human being who gets launched into a billboard from a fast moving motorcycle will feel a great deal of pain. I never thought that this would be something I would have to explain to anyone... You must be awful at this logic thing.

If this is a joke, and I can easily see how it could be, then you got me. But as it stands, I'm blocking you, Buddy.

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๎‚ ๐Ÿ”ฅ "I'll show you the life of the mind!"

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And no, restating my original post in which I never claim anything as fact is not proof.


You are certainly one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered on any message board.

Once again, you made the following claims in your original post:

I loathed that second group of women and found it absurd that they were supposed to be the heroes of the movie after hurting pedestrians, being just as viscous as Mike, and letting their friend get raped.


Even someone as dumb as you should be able to see you listed a series of reasons (which you obviously believed were facts) for loathing the second group of women. Duh! At no point did you indicate in any way that your reasons were anything other than facts. Duh! Then I came along and pointed out your clear use of assumptions. You replied and contested having used any assumptions, so I gave a clear example. Here's the best part: after realizing you got completely 0wn3d, you tried to claim your original post did not contain...get this...facts (just as I said). LOL!

You seriously expect me to believe that the motorcyclist wasn't hurt just because his legs might still function.


That's not my argument, Dummy. There's no proof the motorcyclist (or any pedestrian as you originally claimed) was hurt. People have been involved in accidents without being the slightest bit injured. Other people have suffered life-threatening injuries without even knowing it (i.e. construction worker fell and a nail became embedded in his skull and he didn't even know). Duh!

Like I've said before, you're definitely one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered on a message board. ๎€ฆ

But as it stands, I'm blocking you, Buddy.


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So, the presumption is that every man that lives in rural Tennessee and sells fast cars is a rapist? Interesting

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Oh, great, I offended someone else...

The purpose of my post was not to answer to whether or not a rape did occur. Since we will never have a definitive answer, although it is implied. The purpose of my post was to question the woman's friends for leaving her behind with someone who was acting creepily towards her, plain and simple.

Hope that clears it up for you. If it doesn't, I don't give a *beep*.

Also, what the *beep* does living in rural Tennessee and selling cars have to do with anything?

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I'm not offended and I don't care about your prattle on with that other poster. I simply am wondering how was it implied that she will be raped?

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He's told he can "get acquainted with her," a euphemism for sex. When he walks over to her after her friends leave, she wakes up, looks alarmed, and he laughs.

So, maybe not that obvious, but in my mind, the implication was there.

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They were just messing with their friend, like all friends do to eachother. But whatever, I gotchu. Didn't mean to bicker

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Probably my bad, actually. I assumed it might turn into another nonsensical internet argument, and reacted badly.

So, I apologize.

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Cool alternate ending

YOU WIN AGAIN GRAVITY!!!

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im very happy you liked it

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ok this ending wouldn't have aged well lol

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I caught the second half of DP on TV late last night half asleep (not seen it in years so forgotten most of it esp the second half with the stunt girls) and legit started to think this alt ending was going to be the ending! In my half asleep stupor was half thinking like 'oh yeh this is where he pulls the magnum out the glovebox and starts firing' Damn! Man that is some fcuked up s**t!

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