Shoehorn


I hate to point it out, but...

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I think that shoehorn is broke, rewriting history and Dracula existing is more believable.

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I get what you mean, and as a minority myself I think it's stupid. Makes me want to root for Dracula now.

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Sure you hate to.🙄😒

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The woman annoys me more. Unless she's the Captain's daughter or married to one of the crew this is absurd and laughable. 19th century merchant vessels did not permit women on board for voyages, they were seen as a distraction and problematic to the harmony of the crew. I bet she'll be a crew member and stronger and more formidable than any of the men, Hollyweird can't help themselves.

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She’ll nearly kill Dracula with her Mary Sue feminist powers while not receiving a scratch.

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She'll scream HOW DARE YOU at him in her best Greta voice and he'll apologise and wait for the sun to rise so he can immolate himself out of shame.

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