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Some of the best lines of season 2


I personally liked several from the finale, my favorite two being:

The Devil: "They called him 'Jimbo'. Jimbo The Dancing Monkey. And everytime I felt a bit blue, I'd come and watch Jimbo dance...dance that monkey dance..."

Steve: "Do I look like a fairy to you?? Whoops.. don't answer that!"

Anyone, feel free to add! ^_^




DANIEL:Tastes like chicken
SAM:So what's wrong with it?
DANIEL:It's macaroni and cheese..

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Andi: "Gladys, I need a favor."
Gladys: "I'm not making out with you. [glares] Alriiight, I'll make out with you."

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From S2 E1, A New Hope

Devil: I just wanted to tell you that your pentagram is a Star of David. Mazel tov!

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last night I dated an actress, I can't even date models anymore !


F CK

all I need is U !

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Nina: "I was a hemophobe."
Ben: "That's not right, my cousin is gay."


*Makes me wonder if that was the same cousin Ben's Grandma had tow his car in the finale?

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From the season finale:

Ben: Grandma doesn't like double dongs.

--push pause!

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Ben: "You like to eat live animals, make out with my best friends, and you don't like to wear synthetic fabrics."
Nina: [turns to Sock and Sam] "I like clothes that breathe."

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Not a funny line as such, but in episode 1 of season 2 - after despatching a couple of souls with the cattleprod, Sock says "we gotta get 20 more guys like that?", then runs away screaming!

Pesi's dialogue is pretty funny. (I'm gonna work my sack off / I've had my share of crazy bitches)

Loved it when the Devil said to Sam, "That's not how we roll in H-Town, baby!"


You'll have to excuse me, I'm not from this planet.

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Pratically anything Sock says, he's a legend :-)

Ben: can you put some clothes on please?
Sock: I'm too upset for clothes man

Sock: (about Ben) I could get lost in your eyes forever. I'm not sorry about that

Looool and I love Nina, she's such a cool character with awesome lines.

Siiiiiiigh, I'm seriously going to miss this show :(

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The Devil: The devil is attracted to radishes...Like, sexually? Where do they get that?!

Or something along those lines, I laughed really hard at that one.

"When death sleeps, it dreams of me."

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