Sock's shirts


Why is it that almost every shirt or garment that Sock wears on his torso (such as his Work Bench apron) is horribly stained? I mean, not just a few mustard spots or something, but massive dark stains all over the thing? No one has mentioned it in the show, but someone has got to notice that his clothes are all disgusting. How would Josie, an intelligent attractive woman, ever go out with someone that can't wear a shirt that isn't completely covered with brown stains?

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