It really sucks to bring you this kind of news but Uwe "Crap-Man" Boll is about to direct a movie about Crysis.
If you understand german you found it written here:
http://www.chip.de/news/Crysis-Film-Uwe-Boll-fuehrt-Regie_30571161.html
But it doesn`t matter if you speak german or not. *Insert Game Title here* and Uwe Boll in one sentence/headline is just wrong.
May god have mercy with us all ;)
Will Smith: "Aw hell naw!"
shareCrap game, crap director. Seems fitting somehow.
share¨WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?!?!?! UWE BOLL?!?!?
wtf?!?!? I SWEAR! I WILL KILL HIM IF HE EVEN TALK ABOUT CRYSIS!! *beep* GO AND DIE. NOBODY IN THIS WORLDS LIKE YOU *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ! I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU UWE BOLL IF YOU EVEN THINK ! I SWEAR!!
I don't understand then why you title your post as "god news"
"I'm a Hero Hunter, I hunt Heroes. Haven't found any yet."
The game is wonderful to play, and I love it. But the plot is just so B-movie, it wouldn't matter who directs it; the movie will still suck. Uwe Boll directing it would be like icing.. err.. manure on a maggot-infested cake.
shareIs Boll going to do this movie in Canada, too?
shareCan not be. : (
I wanted to do this is that movie about crysis, if it were a film director seriously.
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Well, there went my plans for the crysis movie. :((((
I hate the school for letting me stuck and I can not do anything. : (