Ladies and gentlemen, here we have an example of somebody who wants us all to understand how very cool he is. He's very cool because he's terribly cynical and awfully jaded, and this you see is cool.
Sometimes people show you how cool they are by doing cool things.
Stephen Hawking is cool because he discovered that black holes can evaporate.
Chuck Norris is cool because he won the full contact karate championship so many times in a row.
Most people can't do things like that, so they get a cool haircut and wear a cool jacket, but it's hard to show those off on a message board. This sort of "look at me! look how cynical and jaded I am!" is the online equivalent of "look at my haircut! look at my jacket!"
And maybe it was cool the first time somebody did it.
I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler.
- Jon Stewart
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