ur chinese zodiac sign


i am YANG EARTH DRAGON

only a *beep* retard wouild *beep* with an earth dragon http://www.turtleluck.com/main-elements/yang-earth/


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac#Years

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I'm a yang fire pig.

Also yang earth dragon means you're retard. Trust me I'm Asian




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WTF dude u better check urself *beep* with an earth dragon like that

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Yin water ox

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the relationship between the Dragon and the Ox people are usually tense, because both of them are very majestic. The people that the Dragon feels headaches with the most is the Dog




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My Bf's a Dog.

Dragons and Dogs rule.

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my bf's a rat....

apparently we're quite compatible ๎ง




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Can I eat you guys?

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*strips down*

oh wait.....nevermind....๎€Š



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when u say that, i get a different impression. such as, a completely disrespectful inconsiderate dude who goes around doing whtaever the *beep* he wants whenever he wants, banging everybody. thats what we call a dog in the states.

i hope u aint putin up with that *beep*

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Hahah. No way. Nothing like the Urban Dictionary definition. :)

His Chinese Zodiac sign is a Dog, and supposedly Dogs and Dragons don't mesh. I call Ancient Chinese BS. :)

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well, he doesnt ever frustrate u???

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Lol! Not really. Hardly ever. And reading through that dog profile makes me think I calculated his wrong. It sounds nothing like him. I mean they sound like great people, but yeah, they just seem too goodie goodie for my tastes.



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Me too.

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i can see cheetah being an ox but not u u seem more like a... tiger or something. just not an ox.

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Why is that?!

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Haha.

The Dragon
Fixed Element/Energy
Earth/Yang

Positive traits
Magnanimous, stately, vigorous, strong, self-assured, proud, noble, direct, dignified, passionate

Negative traits
Tactless, arrogant, imperious, tyrannical, demanding, rebellious, intolerant, dogmatic, violent, impetuous, inhumane, cruel

Health risks
Prone to bouts of extreme temper and stress, migraines, hypertension and heart related issues, diabetes, malignant narcissism, antisocial personality disorder, domestic violence


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Sounds nothing like me.



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YA EARTH DRAGON REPRESENT!! ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’ช

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the turtle site explains it pretty well

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Wow. That's kind of uncanny.

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ya!

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I'm a rabbit!

That's a cat in the Vietnamese zodiac...

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gonna need loverly to confirm that.

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I think we broke the Turtle site. :)



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I'm a Yang Metal Dragon


http://www.turtleluck.com/main-elements/yang-metal/

Damn a lot of this does sound like me.


Once they choose their target itโ€™s almost impossible to stop them, unless you donโ€™t want to get hurt. They do not sit aroundโ€ฆ they do not thinkโ€ฆ once they make up their mind they are into direct action and only going forward.


a less developed Yang Metal lacks goals and motivation and might spend time waiting for things to happen, but it never will and they never do, unless they put themselves willingly under pressure so they can be refined and get that sharp blade they so need.


Their self-confidence is very much related to whether they are winning or not.


so often they look a bit stiff and reserved. This pride can be their weakest point and obstacle which can even stop them from developing.


Because they are very loyal they naturally demand the same level of loyalty from their friends and partners. If you hurt Yang Metal the cut goes very deep and they donโ€™t forget easily.





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Dragons, FTW.



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I'm entirely sure that you're entirely sure what I'm implying.

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bump for revelancy

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Dog (not Dogg)
โ€œTo paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.โ€

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