Name 10 posters you'd save from a burning building.

How hot is the burning building??

“To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.”

1. Cheruth
Without her, I'd know less than Jon Snow. And she never blatantly patronizes me for my ignorance. I'd be disappointed, however, to learn she doesn't trash me in private.


2. Dogg
Need my daily dose of Dr. Demento's creative use of profanity, odd observations, and attack dog mentality.


3. The Danger
If I ever need to impress someone in the future with a keen knowledge of foreign films that I have no desire to ever see, I won't have to watch or research them. I'll just lift his reviews wholesale from the "last movie you saw" thread.


4. Her Excellency.
It isn't just those pics today. She's found the perfect balance between congeniality, curiosity, and snark.


5. He Can't
Only because the only exercise I have gotten in the past few months is scrolling down the length of his annoying, whining posts.



6. Buscemi
Why is he the only one here among the long time posters who knows who Naeemak is?


7. Gabste
I admire her dedication and enthusiasm for a boring ass actor.


8. Papershredder
What a joy to have someone to feel morally superior to.

Edit: I'd not only not save this piece of *beep* I'd push him into the flames after beating him to a bloody pulp.


9.TSP
Can't figure her out, and I like that.



10. Alderson.
Got no idea how I'd get him down the fire escape. Possibility I'd change my mind midway.


This is by no means a complete list.








There are almost definitely one or two others I'd save.

*Emmy winning writers Benioff and Weiss*

Everyone or at least I would die trying.

1. TysonTheUndefeated. There is no way I would let the world lose such a master at verbal play.

2. Foogie. Much too kind a soul to let perish in that manner. (Plus I want to see him lose his cool one day). Just Kidding, Foogie ...

3. D-Dogg. The board would not be the same without him.

4. Putin. Or all of the Putin crew. :) Another master wordsmith which the world needs more, not less of.

5. MisFitz. I think she is genuinely kindhearted and she is amazingly quick-witted and sharp. Those are the BEST people.

6. A-Game-Of-Dinklage. I think he is going to be president or at least a millionaire some day, plus he's a sweetheart, so yeah.

7. His_Excellency and just in case HisExcellency is not in the Putin crew, him too. :)

8. RancidHam. He always has something INTERESTING to say. It may not always be in the nicest manner, but it is always interesting. :)

9. CheetahCandy. Funny, sexy, sweet, sassy. Need I say more?


10. Myself. C'mon guys, you would have been surprised if I DIDN'T say that!!! ;).



I do not have Attention Deficit Disor... Ooooh! Look at the Bunny!

Is this a serious question? Most would be lucky if I didn't bar the f-cking exits for 'em.

I'm only supposed to be your prophet. You're supposed to be my God.

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I'd save everyone except for the inferior beings that report me.



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"Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth"

I've actually entered burning buildings on 6 separate occasions and saved people. But none of them were posters from IMDb, that I am aware of. It wouldn't matter to me if they were, I'd probably still save them anyway even little worms like TKFS.




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