Five Stories?
At the risk of being called an inattentive, superficial idiot, I have to ask: What was the fifth story?
One was Toto's story.
Two was Don Ciro.
Three was the two punks.
Four was the tailor.
Oops--and Five was Roberto's story involving the waste disposal.
Nevermind.
Layback
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