prom night good

Oh, yeah, this movie was a real gem alright.
How about the part where the ruggedly good-looking teacher psycho murders the girl's family while she lays and watches from under a bed, apparently overcome with Useless-Because-I-Have-A-Vagina Syndrome; all the while having forgotten that she tripped on a *beep* baseball bat moments before? Remember that?

A protagonist that hides under the bed and watches some dude that wants to bang her murder her family, evidently because shes too much of a pussy to get up and kick the now-distracted killer's ass?
Wow, I can TOTALLY relate to that, and in no way was hoping she'd get caught under that bed so Id have a chance to peep some titty - afterall, its not like this movie would be utterly pointless without teenage girls' barely clothed titties - right?
I mean, its got lots of other selling points...
The unshown violence just graphic enough to get teenage girls all scared and horny... The bad acting that makes Dawn of the Dead seem like an epic tale? The ridiculously crappy concept of a just-barely-post pubescent girl being stalked by some guy that (in reality she would probably bone... erm) that wants to bone her? <.<

No, really, Im just kidding. This movie was just utterly bad *beep* - there are no redeeming features - and not only should the makers feel bad for having created it, but you should feel bad for watching it.
Its a movie your girlfriend/someone with a vagina that youre hoping to tag MAKES you watch; and if it isnt and you still watched it, thats why you dont have a girlfriend - or, if you do, why guys like me are bangin her everytime you turn around.
And believe me, we are. We TOTALLY are.