Jude Law
Tackiness does not age well, my friend. You know he was thinking that "Yes, my children are embarrassed by me, but more by my inability to keep my hands off the help than by my profession."
And, he was laughing way too hard at those Lindsay Lohan jokes given that he was one of the men on her long list of celebrity hookups, and her crazy was already starting to show when they got together. So, he should think about what that reflects about him, given that he was a grown-ass man with kids and she was a drug-addled teenager. One of them should have known better.