Very disappointed. Was hoping for something more thoughtful.
I realize this a movie about a dude raised by apes but I was hoping for something somewhat realistic and intellectual.
Kid wouldn't be able to read.
He'd gotten so many broken bones that he'd be disfigured.
Grown Tarzan is so thin, my ex-wife could take him.
Ain't no man going toe-to-toe with a gorilla and making it out alive.
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