I cried when i saw it
I was 12 when this came out. My family loved Borat so we wanted to see this, i made the mistake of not looking this up much before seeing it. Watching a schlong start talking and getting sucked up by a vacuum cleaning was not comfortable to see with my mom and dad. Also the gay sex, straight sex is awkward enough during movies, two dudes getting it on is not fun to watch with your parents. So after 90 minutes of torture, i walked out of the theater with my jaw dropped and broke out into tears. I know, i sound like a puss.
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