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Best one liners

posted 15 years ago by Electric_Sheep
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Now even though the movie (like all Cohen Movies) felt like a story-less drag at times, the best part about the movie were the one-liners delivered by the character Bruno time and time again throughout the movie :

Here are some which I remember, made me laugh :

- To the "Gay Converter" : You have nice blow job lips.
- Harrison Ford : "*beep* Off"
- "I was the greatest gay Austrian in Hollywood since Arnold Schwarzegger"

[–] thedudeabides-2 15 years ago

To the gay converter: Are you coming onto me?

I love the guys face after he says this.

These pretzels.... are making me thirsty.
George Costanza - Seinfeld

[–] Spinal2k 15 years ago

to the security guard in austria after being blacklisted

"we had sex 9 times. you tried to make my face pregnant"

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Avocado to Tweener:
"Oh, she's just a baby! I bet you don't have a single hair on you"

[–] Electric_Sheep 15 years ago

"we had sex 9 times. you tried to make my face pregnant" ..... haha!

[–] joaoiria2 15 years ago

"Stop fighting North and South Korea you're both basically chinese!"
"F(_)ck off!"
"You tried to make my face pregnant"
It's just impossible to chose one, there's a ton of them!

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[–] Electric_Sheep 15 years ago

"Stop fighting North and South Korea you're both basically chinese!" -> haha, nice one.

[–] MrLondon 15 years ago

the best line, i'm still laughing hard whilst typing this, is "pita bread's the real enemy"

[–] ratonbox 15 years ago

the best line was the last one, that Snoop said.
"hey, hey, he gay, he gay. Okay"

[–] hc_afifan 15 years ago

Not technically a one liner, but I loved this:

"Am I going to wake up to find you masturbating over me?"
"I promise, I won't wake you."

[–] SexPistol14 15 years ago

Not in the final cut, but I think it'll be in the deleted scenes:

"You might find this very hard to believe, but I'm gay"

[–] rip_strike 15 years ago

I very nearly wet myself when he said "Your king Osama looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless santa claus"

[–] logonme 15 years ago

Wedding scene

"When did you having the child"
Slight pause
"why am i even asking that"

OR something similar.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G6ZU5Z1J Psycho 1960 Alfred Hitchcock Hard to find.

[–] jgroub 15 years ago

I know, that was a great one too, logonme.

I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] JBret85 15 years ago

I thought whenever he said Asschvitz, Shphincter.

...Mr Magorioums Vunderbar Emporium.

"Dolce and Gabana. Hello!"

...posting live from Iraq.

[–] andrew_d14 15 years ago

"a bear came and ate all my clothes apart from these condoms"

[–] jgroub 15 years ago

That was one of my favorites, too, hc.

I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] juanlqr 15 years ago

"Your King Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard or a homeless Santa."

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[–] nicknedev 15 years ago

[–] sophrickco 15 years ago

That is such a Samantha thing to say.
[after eating numerous pieces of pie] I'm committing carbicide.

[–] rlippman11 15 years ago

What does it look like Paul Blart?

Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

[–] lliamt3000 15 years ago

My favorite so far is......'Amazing'! His delivery of it is perfect. It's saturated in sarcasm. Hilarious!! I can't stop using it.

[–] judd_clarke 15 years ago

I loved Bruno, I don't think I've ever laughed so much...

The 'Straight Dave' Man Slam was great, but as for one liners?

As somebody already said, "Pitta Bread is the real enemy..." cracked me up. And I loved it when he called one of the Drill Instructors "She".

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[–] crunchyhornets-1 15 years ago

"You must produce a lot of milk"

[–] FiyreFly18 15 years ago

Drill Instructor:"Look at your finger. Your finger's in my alley!"
Bruno:"Not yet it isn't"

[–] jgroub 15 years ago

That pita bread line had me in tears, judd.

I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

[–] Rmiles92 15 years ago

"Zis outfit is too matchy matchy, I was simply trying to break it up with some simple horizontal lines"

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon

[–] coryjens 15 years ago

"Just a couple of guys"

[–] by_candlelight 15 years ago

"You don't treat suede like that, it'll crease!"

"The pot is calling the kettle black."

"Who called me a *beep*

"Are you hitting on me?"

"No those lips were made for something else!"

[–] LeonardDurden 15 years ago

"bradolf pitler?"

[–] rokklagio 15 years ago

Haha! That one still makes me chuckle.

[–] ludafs22 15 years ago

Oh my God so funny after Ron Paul turned him down "I can't even hook up with RuPaul" I was dying!!!!