Question: Are you drunk?
Yes. Always.
Uh, no, you moron, it wasn't; I meant the one above the one that the link in your email brought you to. There was another message that you overlooked in your stupidity. Thankfully, smarter people and the technology they create can do some of your thinking for you.
Precious, you are a moron for two reasons. I was making fun of you my asking if you wanted me to look at my own post. See, when you say see above message, you need to mean it. I wouldn't say see above message and expect you to know that I mean the second one posted. And you are a moron because technology has absolutely nothing to do with me looking at the correct message. Don't use big words unless you know what they mean. And clearly, I knew exactly which message you meant, which is why I replied to it. Nice try, but you're the moron.
You are such an idiot, or, otherwise, I should have sympathy for your feeble-mindedness. I would hope that the second should be true, for your sake. Take a look again at the post you're citing... here it is, in it's form contemporary to the time that I copied and pasted it:
How about taking real people out into the wild to see how much they can learn?
You mean like Les Stroud's Survive This? Bear took Will Ferrell on that special. That kinda counts as Bear taking real people out into the wild... unless Will Ferrell is not a real person.
Wait a second, I know!! Survivorman Vs. Wild!! All of the haters who post on this board should have to either put up or shut up: They should get instruction from Bear or Les on how to survive and then either prove themselves or die!!
This is ridiculous! First of all They would not endanger the lives of the "contestants" because of insurance reasons... so the dying part is out. How about having the Bear Cheerleading Squad participate. Let's see them surviving emulating their hero Bear Grylls.
You know that 99.999% of the braggarts who post on this page are piece of shít losers and liars who would be sobbing in 20 minutes if they were dropped into the locations where Les and Bear have been.
Ooh! namecalling... what a deep argument... So, which part of the 99.999% are you? 20 Minutes? Seriously? Nightfall is when the panic would hit.
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I can't wait for Michael Bay to direct Care Bears. Using real bears so it can be more realistic.
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What the hell man? Did you mean to quote that entire thing? This makes absolutely no sense.
I dunno...I think you might be sayin' that you'd be homo gaggin' on Bear's dick. No?
Okay, I really don't even know what to say to this. First of all, if I was a 'homo gaggin' on Bear's dick', and I openly posted that I wanted to 'gag on his dick' on this message board, why would I be insulted by you calling me a homo? Clearly, I'm loud and proud about wanting to 'gag on his dick' so I wouldn't care if you found out my secret. See, I wouldn't be insulted, but you're grasping at straws so you had you go for an insult that you think would hurt me if I happened to be a man. Well, sweetheart, I'm not a man. So ha ha.
Regarding the next part of your previous post...I can only assume that you are insane, because it was so contradictory that it had no inherent consistency of theme.
Okay, maybe I can help you with this. If you can find out what the definition of a hypocrite is, you'll know what I'm saying. Once you find out what that means, you might be able to understand that. And, hey, I was just trying to help you out. You were making a fool of yourself and I thought I would give you some pointers.
Believe me, I will have more to say later. I just can't waste time on this now.
I'm sure you will. But please don't say anything else unless you're absolutely sure you make sense and you're 100% positive you know what you're talking about. I think you're a little confused about both of my posts. Try taking on only one post at a time. You're less likely to mess up and embarrass yourself.
Sucka.
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