The Notorious 'Hamster Scene'.

Listen. I've watched this movie more than a few times, and I was once a frequent poster, here. If anyone here is still around, who remembers me and loves this movie, they'll know exactly where I'm coming from. Anyone who isn't, can either go back and read my posts from the distant past, or just quit reading now, and go drink a glass of milk and shut up.

I have VERY strong feelings about this remake. And, yes, it's true; there was no hamster scene. It was mostly a two-man show, and there were no pets in it. No vermin present, either, unless you count Michael Caine and Jude Law.

All I wanted to say here, really, is that anyone who saw this film, and enjoyed it, and would recommend it to a friend...

I hope you have a hamster. I hope he or she gets the flu. I hope it's a 72-hour virus.

And I hope the critter keeps you up all night, for three full nights, with it's sneezing. You deserve it. You have horrible taste in film. You probably have horrible taste in hamsters too. I hope you get popped with grease the next time you fry eggs.

I hate this movie, By God. If anyone who reads this likes it, or loves it; I want you to know that if we ever met, I'd stomp on your foot, lift your wallet or snatch your purse, and run off laughing about it. >:-[

All My Love,

Terence