What I Learned From The Darjeeling Limited.
1. Cough syrup is a dumb way to get loaded.
2. India smells spicy.
3. There's no smoking, please.
4. Adrien Brody runs faster than Bill Murray.
5. Even if you love someone, you have to mace them in the face.
6. Children crossing rivers are a$$holes
7. It would be annoying to hear a train going by in the distance.
8. Laminated itineraries can't be ripped apart.
9. Ask to borrow someones belt when you're already wearing it.
10. Don't get your $3000 loafers shoe shined.
11. When you come across perfume worn by your ex, don't merely throw it away. You must destroy it by smashing it with a flashlight even if it splashes all over you and causes the strong scent to linger in the room.
12. A train can get lost even if it's on rails
13. Peter and Jack want to order for themselves
14. Alopecia and Albino is not really the same
15. Stop including Jack
16. You should say "Please forgive this" before taking out your tooth
"Great. Without your power you're basically just a baby in a trench coat." - Dean Winchester
I was about to post 11. Ha.
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