Pee-wee conspiracy theory.
It kind of hit me when Pee-wee says he's never been outside of Fairville. He went to the Alamo!
But then I got over it. The events of that movie weren't really referenced in Pee-wee's Playhouse either.
Actually I figured it out. Pee-wee is not one person. He's a series of clones. Hence the not aging.
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