100 things better than watching The Spirit - The Spirit (2008) Discussion

[–] Budruss 16 years ago

2. Having your tounge and genitals nailed to the back of a slow-moving city bus... With the same nail.

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[–] dgarnett1 16 years ago

3. A full day's conversation with my Grandmother and her bridge playing friends.

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[–] SteveResin 15 years ago

Waking up in bed with an AIDS ridden crack addict rhino, just as Mr Rhino returns home from work in a bad mood.

"Kunta Kinte... yabba dabba dabba doo"

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[–] CaeserOct0 15 years ago

Watching Sin City, while lying on hot coals.

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[–] McGonigle 15 years ago

Turning the TV off and staring at the blank screen for 103 minutes.

I know I'm shouting, I like to shout.

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[–] sorbeck 15 years ago

Bathing in chum and jumping into a school of sharks.

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[–] master_of_all 15 years ago

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Elvira mistress of the dark is the coolest woman ever.
DCI Gene Hunt (UK) coolest man ever.

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[–] oli_48 15 years ago

10. Eating the @ss of a roadkill skunk, or letting a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear

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[–] NemedyNM 15 years ago

Watching an Ed Wood film

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[–] robbVP 14 years ago

AVGN

We all go a little mad sometimes : http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/norm1.jpg

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[–] ThePhantomReporter 15 years ago

15. Scientology

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[–] bellapeligrosa 15 years ago

Trying to find a carpark down the local shopping centre on Xmas Eve!

It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

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[–] bbally81 15 years ago

Readin the Spirit comic, either Eisner's original or the current version by Cooke.

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[–] diddymuck 9 years ago

OI!

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[–] gymdandy 15 years ago

I just rented this movie.

Watching paint dry would have been more entertaining.

Why would the studio release this turkey? How do the actors still have careers?

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[–] snoochieboocher1978 15 years ago

Better than the spirit how about

Catching my junk in the zip of my levi's.............FOREVER!!!!!

& then accidentally pouring hot wasabi on my open wounds

but apart from that i thought the spirit *beep*

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[–] goremaster 15 years ago

16. Watching Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin or the Elektra movie.

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[–] kennethgills 14 years ago

Nailing my face to a car bonnet then calling the driver a pu**y...

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[–] asam2k2 14 years ago

Watching Baby Geniuses 2 followed by Son of the Mask.

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[–] jlpinzon 14 years ago

been tied to a tree all covered with honey and brown sugar and somebody pouring red ants in you crotch.

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[–] HookerBabyHaver 14 years ago

Attending Lindsay Lohan's family reunion.

My policy on honesty and asskicking: if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.

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[–] pavel-959-574618 13 years ago

Watching paint dry... after the paint has been sprayed directly on your eyeballs.

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[–] diddymuck 9 years ago

The Ludovico technique without eyedrops! Drinking Pasadena, Texas tap water! Being eaten by an octopus! Eating an octopus! finding out M&Ms is partly made of insect secretions! Discovering that Roy Rogers' Roast Beef Sandwiches are made from Trigger!

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