Utter *beep* trash
Trash story/plot, trash script, trash actors and acting and a total waste of time. I gave it a half an hour....and if I ever meet up with the jerkwads that made this crap, I'm going to throw handfuls of *beep* at them like they did to me watching this crap.
Was going to give it a two....but Jeff Combs was in it so I'll be generous and add a point. Jeff Combs, you are *so far beyond* this crap, please do NOT cheapen yourself with trash like this!