Two hours of people talking into a camera with blank expressions.
I don't mind dialogue-heavy films. I think the monologues Ingmar Bergman wrote for his characters are absolutely riveting.
And I don't mind films that most people consider boring. I can watch all 6 hours of Santiago without being distracted.
And my absolute favorite kind of horror films are the slowburn type that trade in lame jump scares for mood and atmosphere...
But this is seriously just two hours of people talking into a camera with blank expressions.