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Let's make porno equivalent movie titles.


1) Bangkok Dangerous (no change needed)
2) No C-U-N-Try for Old Men
3) There Will Be Vaginal Blood
4) The Dominatrix Reloaded
5) Indiana Moans and the Temple of Poon
6) Lord of Whore
7) V for Vagina
8) Letters from Owy Gina
9) Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest hairs
10) What's Eating Out Gilbert Grape

Well that's all I got.

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Midnight Meat Train...it doesnt even need to be fixed

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Men in black Men.

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men in black men II: the reentry

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Big Cock Dangerous (asian girls)

Indiana Johnson and the Kingdom of the Juicy C-nts

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1. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
2. The Pissed (The Mist)
3. Probator II
4. Vaginian vs Probator
5. Scatship Poopers
6. Space Balls-deep
7. Star Whores
8. Shaving Private Ryan
9. Return of the Living Bed
10. Willy Wanker and the Cumolate *beep*

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Moulin Splouge!

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Wow...lol you ppl are sick....

uh....

i cant really think of one.

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I give you mad props for Lawrence of my Labia.

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11. Ben-Hur-Over
12. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
13. Poke-A-Hot-Ass

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Big Dick in Little China

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"Big dick in Little China" and "Men in Black Men" seriously made me laugh out loud,,,too funny !

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There's Something In Mary
Virgins Limit (Vertical Limit)
King Cock
Gayliens
The Ring (Same title)

Well just a few I could remember.. =D

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Inspect Her Gadget
Buffy the Vampire Layer
In And Out -And In Again
Glad I Ate Her


(The first three are from 'Friends')


The pen is mightier than the sword yet I'd rather have a typewriter dropped on my roof than an H-bomb.

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Best porn title i've ever read:

"In Diana Jones"

rofl

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King Cum

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When Larry ate Sally
Buttman & Throbbin'
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Coming in America

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Robocock
Tits tanic
The Dark Dyke

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Lord of the Ring
Shindler's Fist
Saving Ryan's privates
2000 legs under the sea
Beverly Hills Cock
White men can Hump
Big things in little China
Das Booty
Cliff banger
Flesh Gordon (this has been done though)
Honey, I blew the load
An Officer and a Genital man
Star Whores

etc.......

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I actually liked Shaving Ryan's Privates and White men can Hump.

How about Womb Raider? It's a real soft porn movie. I have the DVD.

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This thread is SOO Funny!!!
I'm a girl and I think u guys are so creative and funny LOL
:D

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Enema at the Gates
Erection (Election)
Shaft
Looser
Get Harder (Get Carter)
T.W.A.T
Gangbangs of New York
Romeo in Juliet
Gape Rear
E.T. The Extra Testicle
Kissin Cousins
Jailhouse Cock
California Reaming
9 1/2 Inches
Whore of the Worlds
Ass Wide Open
Sperms of Endearment


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Lord of the Ringpiece

Once upon a time in Angelina (Once Upon a Time In America)

For a Few Dongs More (For a Few Dollars More)

AVP - Anal Vertical Punishment ? :S

Duck You Sucker (probably doesn't need changing)

Dirty Harry (probably no change needed)

A Time to Cum (A Time to Kill)

The Dick Pool (The Dead Pool)

The Penetrator...Come with me if you like sex (The Terminator really like this one but I think it's already been done)

Hard Target (no change)

Four Brothers...and one sister (err a specialist video)

A History of Violation (A History of Violence)

Eastern Pussies (Eastern Promises)

Rambone (Rambo)

End of Days...Without Sex!

28 Wanks Later (28 Weeks Later)

28 Dicks Later (28 Days Later)

???

He's just a cowboy on the trail of The Chocolate Killer!

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X-Men ON MEN
Same Sex Wedding Crashers
Men in Pink and Teal
Hancock'd or Handjob

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Must Love Dongs (Must Love Dogs)

*beep* Club (Fight Club)

Fun With Dick in Jane (Fun With Dick and Jane)


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One Flew Over the Couch of Natalie (Once Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest)

SE7EN Deadly Seductions (a.k.a SE7EN)

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang (may already exist?)

Indiana Moans and the Lost Anal Raiders (Indiana Jones Raders of the Lost Ark)

The Mummy...with her son's friend (The Mummy)

The Mummy Returns...with two studs (The Mummy Returns)

A F uckwork Pink (A Clockwork Orange)

Analman the Legend of Ron Jeremy (Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Austin Pounds...her ass (Austin Powers)

Live Free or *beep* Hard (Live Free or Die Hard)

The Big Lebowski (No Change)

??? a bit naff

He's just a cowboy on the trail of The Chocolate Killer!

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wet dreams may cum (what dreams may come)

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Saw shank redemptions
Handcocks
Up in the Ass
Dick in Jane

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Shaving Ryans Privates
White Men Can't Hump
Men Inside Black


"Insert pretentious signature here..."

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The Chronic of Nadia: The lie-on, the bitch, and the Whore-drone
The Chronic of Nadia: Pinch Craps-pee-on

Transvestites "More than Meets the Eye, Hookers in Disguise"

The Coen Brother's: Learn after Breading



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Posting for reference

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The Chronicles of Ricks Dick
The Raping (The Reaping)
Crocodile Done Dee
Burn After Raping (Burn After Reading)
The Bare Bitch Project
Already Spread (Already Dead)
An Officer in a Gentleman
Bulletproof Spunk
The Sexorcist
Beast in the Beauty
Who Rammed Roger Rabbit
Smokey in the Ass Bandit
Batman in Robin
Drilling Miss Daisy

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Shagging Private Ryan
Dan's Cock Dangerous
30 days of sex (30 days of night)

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Fill Jill

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