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Maddie funny lines

posted 10 years ago by NurseRatched14
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I have been rewatching Burn Notice, and Maddie has really grown on me. Favorite line so far: season 4, ep 2
"What kind of sissy wouldn't sleep with a gun under his pillow anyway?"

Share you favorite Maddie lines!

[–] anon-14 10 years ago

I like when she says if Michael didn't bring his friends over then she'd never see him.

[–] aareacode 10 years ago

When she tells Charlie "draw grandma a cigarette"

[–] forsuresullivan 10 years ago

I like the pilot quote when she tells Michael "You know you missed your father's funeral... by eight years."

[–] NurseRatched14 10 years ago

"I'd appreciate it if when you stopped by, it wasn't only to lose your police tail."

[–] anon-14 10 years ago

When Michael and Nate tell her they're going out to find a car and she says, "And you have to dress like funeral directors?"

[–] ih8tt 10 years ago

When Michael and Nate tell her they're going out to find a car and she says, "And you have to dress like funeral directors?"

season 4, episode 15, "Brotherly Love," where Nate gets Mike to help the two African-American brothers who owned a car repair shop, and the younger brother had made a deal to use their cars to transport a drug dealer's drugs because the shop was going under...Mike & the gang had to reprise his "Johnny" persona (black suits, white shirts, no ties, lots of guns & booms) to visit Tony Soto to get a lead on the thieves who stole the car
...then Maddie took a photo of them because 'her boys were getting dressed up' :) love it!

[–] NurseRatched14 10 years ago

Regarding turning the garage into a rental: "When you were on vacation in prison, I realized I needed more stable people in my life."

[–] centrd 10 years ago

that made me lol.

[–] sannorahcharm 9 years ago

me too!! loved that line.

and a little off topic, but it shows how his brother is always just for himself, he can come for a job to make money but could not come to see Michael in the hospital when Michael was very near death.....just sayin....

[–] MurphAndTheMagicTones 9 years ago

"I may be too old to spank you, but if anything happens to him (Nate), I'll put this cigarette out in your eye."

And Michael looked like he wet himself on that one. 

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[–] andy5868 8 years ago

Busy?

Too busy being shot at or blown up?

[–] Timberwolf0530 8 years ago

When agent Riley had her under surveilence, she came to visit at Maddie's house. They say goodbye to each other in a (fake)friendly tone, then Riley leaves, Maddie shuts the door, "Bitch!"

[–] seldon913 8 years ago

"Barry's bringing over a new hair gel for me to try. We're having a product party."

[–] paulfreed 8 years ago

The Simon escapes episode and the FBI is at Maddie's house trying to get her to tell were Michael is. The agent says, your son tried to kill me. and Maddie says " I know this: if Michael wanted to kill you, you'd be dead" and before that when the agent saw her packed and ready to go and asked on a day trip with a shot gun, "you can't be too careful these days"