I dunno...
I personally thought the best was:
"When do I get bail?"
"Not till Monday... Don't you know? Never beat up your kid in public! On the weekend!"
haha
My fav line is between Joshua and the father after the father realizes that Joshua is mentally unstable.
Dad:You know.....you are a really sick kid
Joshua:(sniffles and wrinkles his nose) hmmmm,I don't feel sick, I actually feel perfectly normal.
i'm cultured, i swear.
You stay classy, San Diego.
Yes that was a great one. It showed you just how sarcastic and intelligent this kid was that it was basically scary. If you have a child like that with the intellect and manipulative capabilities, it can be scary just the amount of damage they can do without being held accountable much because they are young.
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