What I learned from the film


An unusual story and probably even absurd, showing unconditional love in human relations.

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Oh dang, girl. I was all ready for a funny list of things you learned from this film.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.

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Here's some:

1. If someone repeatedly rejects your invitations for breakfast/lunch/dinner, you have to tackle them to the ground and keep them there until they change their mind.

2. There are many ways to make polite conversation with a plastic doll

3. A plastic doll is a better candidate than most for being elected at the school board.

4. A plastic doll is a better candidate than most for getting a part-time job.

5. Never steal your colleague's action figures, especially if you have your precious stuffed toys with you at the office.

6. The emergency services will respond even faster when a plastic doll is in danger than when a real person is in danger.

7. If you are a plastic doll and your human boyfriend is flirting with another human beware: he may be planning to kill you off.

8. Everyone is delusional, to a greater or lesser extent.


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