1. An amazing sense of smell gives out on you when you're within 5 feet of your target
2. It is good manners to put your clothes back on before you are about to die
3. Roasted human meat tastes just like pork
4. If you are a female marine, chances are you're lesbian
5. Black man dont necessarily die in horror movies.
6. Hillbillies dont pay property tax, dont have to pay electricity bills, dont have to fill up or repair their cars. they dont need interaction with outer world which provides those services.
7. Your intestines always falls first in all the horror movies.
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8. If you run someone over, JUST RUN
9. Sex is to death
10. As in the first film, you will get lost if you drive a Mustang.
11. Crystal Lowe cannot be in a movie without showing her tits.
12. Cellphones cause car accidents (as if we didn't know that).
13. If some mutant is standing before you with a huge ax raised in the air, just keep standing there.
14. Retired marine colonels' only future prospects are hosting reality shows.
15. Skateboard dudes have no clue how to talk to women.
16. Henry Rollins has never had sex with a pig in his life.
17. Never take a piss in the woods alone.
18. The best way to get more screentime is to blow the cameraman.
19. A strange house will magically appear in front of you when you need to use a phone.
20. Never knock on the front door of a strange house. Just go ahead and let yourself in.
21. Mutant childbirths last about five seconds.
22. The best way to fish for trout is to use dynamite.
23. Never interrupt mutants while they're having sex.
24. Mutants would make great repo men for the IRS, what with the amount of vehicles they've collected from their victims.
25. If your baby won't drink from its bottle, give it a severed finger instead.
26. Mutan Imbreeds, never die. And they keep comming out of nowhere and keep producing!
share27: Being grossly inbred makes you somewhat super-human.
28: Living on a diet of sludge, beer and humans makes you somewhat super-human.
29: Toxic green sludge that no-one seems to notice makes you somewhat super-human.
30: Wrong Turn 2 is absolutely s**t
share31. Wrong Turn 3 will probably be WORSE.
32. Mutants would probably make good soldiers; they're wicked hard to kill.
33. Some babies really do have faces only a mother could love.
"Level head? I think mine's level, and yours is the one things would roll off of."
34. A dislocated shoulder will cause your arm to hang rigid at your side constantly
35. Your dilocated arm will be useless untill youdecide to use a heavy wrench as a weapon, and use yyour weakened and injured arm to fight with.
36. Cannibal hillbillies will still say grace before eating.
37. Cannibal hillbillies like to invite guests to a dinner for feast of green slop .
38. Deformed hillbilly chicks can drive cars/trucks better than Danica Patrick.
39. When blowing up hillbillies with dynamite, it will blow up ONLY the hillbilly and will leave the surroundings totally in tact.
40. Hillbilly fathers are lying sons of bitches
41. Afterbirth from a hillbilly mama produces about 4 gallons of ewwww
42. Not everyone pukes after learning they've been eating hillbilly barbecue.
43. Deformed hillbillies can be struck in the head with a wrench, or even have it smashed against a rock, and all the hillbilly has to do is straighten out it's neck and it is magically healed.
44. Deformed hillbillies never seem to bleed.
45. It's better to reach down in a hole-trap with one arm, causing your shoulder to dislocate, than to use the resources all around you, like the sticks that are lying all around the forrest.
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46. Pulling somebody out of hole can dislocate your arm, but fighting with super-human definitely not.
47. Girl with heavily injured hands can drive cars with no problem.
48. Mutants walk with no sound.
49. Mutants drive an old truck, despite having garage full of new expensive cars.
50. You can easily recognize tattoo on roasted meat.
51. When you find meat roasting you don’t have to check if it’s roasted enough. Just take it and eat.
52. Using a wood chipper to grind human meat for many years, doesn't make it attract flies;
53. toxic waste bins only carry a warning that they cause birth defects
54. exhibitionist girls put on lingerie while sunbathing in a deserted forest
55. Hillbillies need anger management
56. Hillbilly Ma is expected to cook and serve dinner only a short time after giving birth and completely abandons her baby
57. A retired soldier can only hunt hillbillies after applying the war paint
58. Girl (Nina) who only 6 months previous can slice her own wrists with a sharp implement, but is afraid to force her hands out of barb wire. Also same girl discovers a sudden overwhelming sense of survival inspite of previous suicide attempt
59. [BLOOPER] When Hillbilly girl and boy are having sex, she is wearing white tennis shoes, but minutes later when they both jump into the truck, she is wearing brown ankle boots
60. Despite being exposed and subjected to years of radiation poisoning, mutation and multi-generation inbreeding, these Hillbillies are still fertile and procreating
61. They can't speak english but they can drive
62. Incest is not frowned upon in Hillbilly communities
63. Hillbillies like their meat both rare and over-cooked
64. Dynamite will blow up the Hillbillies but not their clothes, or surroundings
65. Inspite of their savageness, Hillbillies are able to sit down in civility at the dinner table.
66. When hanging upside down for an extended period of time the blood will not rush to your head.
67. Inbred mutants train extensively in weapons combat
68. Are willing to kill everyone on sight but will take lead characters hostage.
69. Cannot speak but can understand television
70. That after being scary in the first film can be extremely hilarious in a sequel
71. Henry Rollins can be stabbed 3 times in the chest but have no rips or blood stains a half hour later.
72. That an axe can cut straight through a human like butter
73. A shotgun blast through your stomach will only send u flying not kill you
74. The term "shyt ghost"
75. On no account when you have aced a mutant hillbilly should you kill him. You will wait for a reasonable time doing arse all and give them time to recover and to chase, catch and kill you.
76. Mutant hillbillies always keep stored cars in tip top battery charge as they are members of the Auto Club who know to do that, because you never know when somebody will need one.
77. Stabbing a hillbilly mutant in the heart with make him laugh and pull the knife out without blinking an eye, however, punch him in his mutant balls and you'll at least get him on the ground for a few seconds.
78. Mutant babies are born in seconds. None of that 'push!' and the head crowning bulls**t.
79. Be careful when taking a piss in the forest, a mutant may come and slit your throat and scalp you.
80. Mutant hillbillies want to be loved too!
81. Even a crappy reality tv show with only six (mostly useless) contestants can generate $100,000 prize money.
82. Even mutant hillbilly women experience jealousy.
83. Even mutant hillbillies know the meaning of family.
84. Eating human flesh can give you gas.
85. Nuclear waste won't kill you, only make you stronger.
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share67. Inbred mutants train extensively in weapons combat
68. Are willing to kill everyone on sight but will take lead characters hostage.
Deformed hillbilly chicks can drive cars/trucks better than Danica Patrick.
86. Male mutant jerks off whenever he sees naked woman.
87. Never be nude when you're in a forest because it'll cost you your life if you get caught by a jealous female mutant.
88. If you run-over someone in the wood, don't keep going, but turn around and run-over him again just to make sure he wouldn't stand up again.
89. When you're lost in the wood and you need to use a phone, an old house will appear in front of you.
90. When you see an old house appears from nowhere, just burn it down asap, and you'll eliminate a chance to be tied on a table inside that house in the future.
91. Sex is used for no purpose other than to appeal to the pubescent teens that scuttle like rabid animals to these movies. It would make for a better series without this sort of content. Let them surf the net for sex. Keep it out of the movies with potential. I don't care if the woman in question is gorgeous. Mara was the best of the bunch and they killed her, BASTARDS!.
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92. Cannibalistic hillbillies sometimes leave intestines of victims on the road.
93. Skilled man can cut a women in half using an old axe.
94. It is possible to remove lips and surrounding skin and tissue by fluid continuous bite
95. When u see arrows stuck in your tires, in hillbilly infested forests, never assume that those are just weekend warriors
96. If u throw a knife to a hillbilly, aim to kill, because u ll be spared watching mutant lick blood from a blade.
97. Redneck actress Crystal Lowe has alien like chin.
98. Always be suspicious when u r hungry and u stumble into a barbecue in the woods infected by cannibalistic hillbillies.
99. Try to avoid watching hillbilly girl giving birth to a disfigured baby.
100. Cannibalistic hillbillies are very proficient with melee weapons.
101. U have more chances to survive in cannibalistic hillbillies infected forest if u are trained bad ass big marine.
102. Cannibalistic hillbillies are not very hygienic.
103. Hero chicks should practice biting bits off hillbillies necks. They are naturally talented.
104. Hero chicks dont feel pain in severely wounded hands, they can help a 100 kg man get up with just one.
105. People with military backgrounds have no idea of when it is appropriate to salute.
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106. Grandpas love their mutant kin and can't leave them.
107. Hero woman was lucky they let her eat dinner. The previous hero woman starved to death in the cage.
108. Always leave the doors unlocked to the RV and the keys in the ignition. That way hillbilly mutants can easily drive you away.
109. When driving down a country hick road and you meet a fork in the road - Go Left - Go Left. Right is always where the mutant hillbillies are.
110. if you are gonna jerk off to a hot chick....be on the lookout for your jealous sister/wife