The poor younger son


1. Gets owned by big brother for entire life.
2. Forced to do community service.
3. Big brother gets killed and Dad would rather go back to sleep than console him.
4. Gets yelled at by dad.
5. Gets shot and lands in a coma.
6. Dad reminds him how much he sucks as a son while he's in coma.
7. Just as he wakes up, entire family is dead and Dad didn't leave him a single cent.

Even for a Hitler reincarnation that's a bit too extreme.

The only good thing to happen to him was that Christmas bike. His brother got a lame ass hockey stick lol.

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Hahaha excellent post. Especially about the lousy hockey stick.

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Watch out for Death Sentence II when he is mentally and physically handicapped, sitting in a wheelchair and has to watch how his dad adores his news kids with his new hot wife before they all get killed.

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Good one. I was was so happy to see this kid get put out of his misery. But it wasn't to be. Looks like he'll make it to 15 and he'll have plenty more opportunities to hear from his dad what a moody, difficult, "just like his mother," sucks at everything, piece of *beep* he is.

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