The mere fact of posting is a shameful admition of having seen it but...
I overcame the hatred of being wasted 70 minutes out of a joke (that I now realize came from some other movie, as there was nothing funny in here) by enjoying the beautiful women they hired for the many roles, I guess that's what saved the movie (but then, a porno would have been better, and pornos are not known for good directing, even less for their scripts). BUT HERE IS WHAT MAKES ME WRITE THIS POST; ---Who played the part of the squid-faced woman?--- I mean her character was the Bhite Witch, yeah, but Stiffler's Mum did not play the role (just like the fighting scene had a notoriously different actor in the roel of Aslo, obviously another rotten spoof)
(I wanted to title this "The mere fact of posting in here is a shameful admition of having seen this awful non-comedy but...")