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Favorite 'SPOOF Movie' quotes.

posted 16 years ago by travisty93
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Scary Movie 1:

Gail Halestorm- "KENNY! KENNY MOVE YOUR FAT A S S !!!" ( while running through the woods from the killer)

Sydney Cambell- "Thanks for ball. I mean ALL your help!"

Scary Movie 2:

Bird- "Too much for ya, huh baby?"
Sydney- "yeah"
Bird- "Ok, come back when you want some REAL lovin'... *beep* tease.."

Brenda- "Im gonna chop that lil cripple upp!"

Scary Movie 3:

Katie- "Oh the one where they do it on the boat, and then in the car, and then in the bathtub.. AND he's like hey baby I LOVE u! and she's like "where are wee!" and did you see this one..."
Becca- "NO not that tape!"

Brenda- "Get up you little ugly bitch. Come on what you got, WHAT U GOT!?... thats all?"

Scary Movie 4:

None.. lol

Epic Movie:

Willy- "That's actually the sewer line.."

Lucy- "I suck... I suck!" ( while being stuck to the pole by her tounge.)

Date Movie:

MOM- Ohhh.. HAHAHAHA( puts girls face into boobs, then brings her face back up) Ohhh HAHAHAHAHA ( puts girls face back into boobs).

KID- bi-OTCH.

Disaster Movie:

Enchanted Princess- "Dont PRESSURE MEEEEE!"

Enchanted Princess- ( eats glass) YumYUM YumYUM Want some? ( blood drips from her mouth)

Enchanted Princess- " I NEVER HAD A MOTHER!" "Oh, that was better than sex with a camel!"

Not Another Teen Movie:

CHEERLEADERS. ( white cheerleaders)- "We are the North Crompton wild cats, were black, we know it. We shake our big bootys and show it. We aint white, we aint white . NO we DEF. aint white. Break it down N*ggas!" ( begin to dance)

SISTER- "I wanna do it right here on the dance floor."
Brother- "Oh.. MY GOD!"

[–] cristina_dossantos59 15 years ago

Well in Epic Movie the quotes I loved were:

Willy: Hey, who wants to chew my gumballs?

Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Lucy: Holy *beep* a talking beaver!

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.
(I just loved the expressions on their faces when they find out) :)

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

Aslo: Great News, I just saved a bunch of Money on My Car Insurance!

[–] TheLittleSongbird 15 years ago

Loaded Weapon 1:

Jack: Who are you?
Mr Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare
Jack: No waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare!
Mr Jigsaw: Okay, alright, so I am not actually your worst nightmare, but I am right up there.

"Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage"- Madeleine Kahn(CLUE, 1985)