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I have only one question

posted 12 years ago by avortac
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How can a movie be this bad?

Not "how did a movie this bad get green light/made", or "how was it possible for someone(s) to make a movie that is this bad".

I just can't fathom how it is possible for a movie to actually be this bad - the existence of such vile awfulness is a mystery to me - EVEN on a garbage dump-planet like this!

How can there be in existence a movie, that is this bad? It's like it breaks all the boundaries and limitations that I thought would have prevented something like this from ever being created. But here it is! So something as revolutionary and unfathomable as reversing of the law of gravity must have happened in the Universe for this to be allowed to suddenly exist.

Otherwise, I cannot explain it, so I must ask - how can a movie be this bad?

[–] leo_c 12 years ago

I haven't watched this movie so I can't answer your question, and after reading your post I doubt I ever will. I got here from your post history. You made a post on the 12 Monkeys message board that made you seem like a total nutcase, so I thought I'd get a better idea of who you are before replying to you over there, and good thing I did because turns out you're just an humorous troll. The question "How can there be in existence a movie, that is this bad?" genuinely asked after what you preceded it with made me laugh more than I did in a long time on IMDb

[–] gosseyn 9 years ago

He's right. It is UNBELIEVABLY bad. D. W. Griffith's "Birth of a Nation" was funnier than this movie.

"Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."

[–] astro_5000 9 years ago

by avortac

How can a movie be this bad?

easy

1. no one knows how to write scripts/stories any more

2. no one knows how to write a parody movie anymore, hotshots/naked gun series were iconic

3. they didn't even bother to try which made it pure garbage

they just threw famous lines at it and hoped that the movie would write itself like [dave chappelles] "i'm rick james b!tch"

thats barely funny and only I chuckled at it in the cinema because here (in australia) not everyone knows who dave chappelle is

its as bad as the 'chipmunks' movie that is pg13 that might be true, but became so kiddy friendly in the sequels it was disgustingly bad, then they try to throw in lines like talking about justin bieber (whos a loser) and used funny online gags like "honey badger don't give a sh!t"

which is only funny if you watch youtube, no one in the cinema got the joke, they even used the gag in 'hot in cleveland' tv show

this movie is HORRID!!