The very last scene (SPOILER)
I've rarely rolled my eyes so hard during a movie...but OK. I was stuck, it was on, I watched it, I groaned. It was a neato cartoon. I like how Every Single Female Human Being he encountered got all breathy and held his gaze with a longing look. Even at Goodwill. And he walked through the bar crowd a full head taller than everybody else. Have you SEEN Tom Cruise? Hehe.
OK, but the FINAL SCENE, when the lawyer Hooters McBigguns is talking to the not-shooter in the hospital bed, after she says the conversation is privileged, and starting a tape recorder, she looks off-camera to smile, and the DISTRICT G.D. ATTORNEY is standing there with his arms folded.
I threw up lunches I ate in the 5th grade.
This movie. Is a bomb. Is a turd. Is Tom Cruise *beep*
But a good laugh. OH! And Werner Herzog! "My fingahs. In Sibeeeeeria. Gangrene". <head desk>